Charlie Sheen Wants You To Know A Few Things
Charlie Sheen was a busy boy in the press yesterday. While promoting his own television show, he had this to say about Denise Richards' show. "I think we should all just boycott the thing, do a mass boycott."
Holland Taylor, who plays Charlie's mom on his television show had this to say about Denise's show. "I know he is appalled by it, I can't quote him but I think everyone has been like 'what?!'. Denise said something like 'I asked the kids if they wanted to do it - they said yes'.
"Well, they're two and three. I don't think a two or three-year-old can decide whether they want to be on television or not. I don't get it."
Although I agree that the kids should be left out of the show, and think the show will be awful, I am going to savor every second of the trainwreck that her show will be.
Not content with just talking about Denise's show, Charlie also said that he and his girlfriend would be getting married this summer. "We're gonna do it this summer, we're tired of this question so we've been forced into this."
Mueller added: "You guys pressured us into it, so here we go!"
Ummm. As a veteran of many failed marriages I would have to say that this is not the way you want to head on into a marriage. You should get married because you want to, not because the gossip columns and paps pressured you into it. And the thing is, it seems they both have the same attitude. What was this conversation like?
"You want to get married?"
"Well the gossip columns say we should."
"Well they are always right so lets get married in the summer."
"Sure. Don't forget about that dentist appointment in June."
Give her a few million right now Charlie and just live with the woman. Save yourself the embarrassment of another divorce, and whatever you do, just don't get her pregnant.
You know, that's the same way my husband proposed to me.
ReplyDeleteMr. The Great: "My mom thinks we should get married, Mandy. She's tired of us living in sin."
My reply? Twice as romantic.
Mrs. The Great: "Fine, whatever. Now go play XBox, I'm busy watching Season 8 of The Simpson's."
what a shallow existence.
ReplyDeleteDenise's show is going to be too much of a trainwreck for me to not watch it.
ReplyDeleteCharlie needs to get a grip and possibly a new publicist. That quote is just tragic.
While I agree - a wedding should be because you want it, not because you're expected to. But honestly, if they just said. We did it at the courthouse last week, and can you please stop asking? Would just be easier. My guess is that they need 3 months to work out the pre-nup.
ReplyDeleteHe has what looks like a bad toupee, he's pasty, got one too many botox injections, and marries a girl because random people tell him to.
ReplyDeleteWHAT A CATCH!
Ladies, the line forms behind me.
I love how Holland Taylor puts her two cents in--who the hell is she to butt in and make a comment? Charlie's TV mommy is not his real mommy. Yes, Denise's show is tacky but I think its tackier to make statements to the press like you're part of the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteMy god Charlie and that fiancee of his could not be any stupider or more jaded about marriage, could they? "Oh you guys pressured us into it!" So they can blame the press when their marriage fails? So if anyone is still asking the question about why they're bothering, they can say because they felt so pressured by the rest of the world? My god. They sound like those wishy washy retards on Engaged and Underage.
the press is forcing them? please! right after they marry, it will be "when are you guys going to have a baby?"
ReplyDeleteI suppose the press made him do drugs and beat women, too.
ReplyDeleteDentist appointment? He couldn't be going to THAT dentist, could he?
ReplyDeleteCharlie is usually sarcastic, I took it as a joke.
ReplyDeleteI've been asked that question for years and now when someone asks when we're getting married we say "what for?"
So, Califblondy...when ya gonna get married?
ReplyDeleteI give the marriage no more than three months and she will be screaming to the press about what an ass he is.
ReplyDeleteCalifBlondy, I took it as a joke, too. Molehill.
ReplyDeleteNo one will watch that show, it won't last, and it'll be another bad mark for Seacrest. Good.
Burn, baby, burn!!!!!!
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