At Least He Will Have Some Cigarette Money
Having trouble deciding what to get for Valentines Day for your loved one who happens to be behind bars? Well wonder no more. Amy Winehouse has found that perfect something for the loved one in prison. It can be used as barter for cigarettes and drugs, and when not being used to protect yourself in a fight makes a handy paperweight for all the fan mail you get from other gold digging husband wannabees. What could it be? A Grammy of course. Amy decided that she wants to give one or two of her awards to her husband Blake because he is such a great part of her success. Huh?
Which part? The part that sets records for the amount of drugs consumed in a 24 hour period? The part that makes you want to cut yourself until you have no more places on your body where you are not bleeding? Maybe he helped on the back up vocals? I have to tell you that I thought she would feel differently about this guy after she got clean. The fact that she doesn't makes me think she will be headed right back down the junkie road when he gets out. If he gets out. By my count he still has two trials to get through, and then a sentence. Unless of course he goes the Pete Doherty route and pulls a train for the judges. Then they would probably let him go tomorrow and pay him some money for the time he was forced to serve in prison.
I think I mentioned before why Amy's record label wanted her to perform. It is because contrary to the great people who read this site, many, if not the majority of Americans at least had probably never heard of Amy Winehouse before the show. Has anyone else been at work this week and heard people singing Rehab like it is a song that just came out? Does it make you want to go up to them and beat them? Do they sing it off key and think they are in the know? Did they brag about how they downloaded the song and us it true that she once used, gasp, drugs?
