Tuesday, January 29, 2008

You Know I Hate Pregnancy Stories But...


I really do hate pregnancy stories because there are just too many of them, and with the exception of the occasional Jamie Lynn Spears type pregnancy, it is not really a story. People have been getting knocked up for at least what, 30 or 40 years? Seriously, I think the allure for the tabloids is that since so many people get pregnant, and name their children after the children of celebrities, that they must then want to hear about celebrity babies. There are many, many gossip websites devoted to nothing else but celebrities and their babies and pregnancies.

The reason I am even talking about Gwen Stefani and her baby is because even when everyone was saying, no, I was saying yes. I have had that happen a great deal, but like a good gentleman, when I hear the word no, I stop. I'm more comfortable being alone anyway. Having someone tell me to stop eating just isn't fun when I want more. Oh, you thought I meant sex didn't you? You guys have a bunch of dirty minds. I think the only question we really need to ask ourselves about this whole Gwen Stefani pregnancy thing is did she let Gavin in on the planning or is this something she decided on her own. Gwen is three months pregnant, and if you click here, you will see that I knew about it back in November.

Congratulations Gwen. Now use this time and finish the damn No Doubt album. Then pop the baby out and go on tour with the fellas. They need the money, and the time away from their families.


19 comments:

  1. Am I the only one jacked for a new No doubt album? Gwen has gone in a really interesting direction musically and I think the guys could have a stabilizing effect.

    Also, nice call Ent!

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  2. Anonymous9:56 AM

    No, you are NOT the only one jacked for a new No Doubt album! I cant wait! She's the Cyndi Lauper of our generation, and I was infatuated with her in high school. I love her, she's unconventional, has a great sense of style that has always been her own, has a great voice, is upfront about her past issues with weight in high school and her continuing struggle to keep thin. She's more real than a lot o' them out there!


    BTW EL, I've been burning up a lot of the major sites complaining about you not getting credit for the story first. At least your loyal readers know that you had the goods!

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  3. Yes, you got Gwen, but I noticed a "covered up" Jessica Alba in the same link and you totally missed that one!

    Batting 500...

    ;-)

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  4. Out of curiosity...if she's only three months along, and you called it in the first week of November, you would have "known" when she was a mere 2-4 wks into it.

    I'd say that's some damned fine guessing, nothing else. Unless, of course, Gwen told you...

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  5. no offense but i'm with majik - unless you were the one who knocked her up and she had some kind of conception voodoo going on? even if she was paying very very very very close attention, she wouldn't have known for sure until december.

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  6. All you did was an educated guess, Ent. Hmm, let's see. Gwen is 38, and in between albums. Anyone would guess that there was about a 90% chance that she would have a baby during this time. Every No Doubt fan predicted this waaayyy before you did.

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  7. the true test of ent's theory will be if they break up after the second child.

    that's the deal right? two kids and then gavin is back to his trannies?

    i have never wanted to be a tranny before but hmmmm...

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  8. Anonymous11:38 AM

    Hmm first week of November, right? Lainey says she had it on Nov 26 and is claiming first credit.

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  9. Don't worry El i've been screaming it up and down the i told you so's on your behalf.

    Oh and Laineygossip..got it from here first.

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  10. hwere you think she got it from Trix? i emailed her myself..she had no clue about it. got the emails to prove it to.

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  11. Seriously ... why is it no one can do math anymore? Even Gwen wouldn't have known in November if she's only 3 months now ... unless she just compulsively takes preggers tests every morning, she wouldn't have been late enough to even WONDER if she was pregnant by then.

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  12. Let's not forget celebrity baby due date math. They always tack on an extra month so that they can plan on an early C-Section so they don't get too big and can get the easier tummy tuck recuperation.

    Plus, I can always tell when someone is pregnant. My girlfriend was 5 weeks and I knew. Gwen's boobs DID jump up all of a sudden...I remember that much.

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  13. They are saying she is 12-13 weeks along..which means more like 15.
    Totally possible, I place that in early Novemeber.

    Lots of women know right away..all she had to do is miss one period.

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  14. I can't wait for new No Doubt! LOVE Gwen solo but it's not the same.

    My thought is that ENT knows someone in the No Doubt camp. He apparently has a lot of inside info on her. The reference to the No Doubt boys in this post makes me think it's one of their wives or staff.
    In total agreement that she will be further along than she says. As for it being an educated guess - Gwen actually said she would wait until after the ND album to get pregnant again. Just as long as it doesn't stop a tour!

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  15. Anonymous1:08 PM

    ENT - I have duly noted this in the record book - I am keeping track of your hits.

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  16. @ Brenda

    Please give us an update in a little while, I'd like to know Ent's score.

    :)

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  17. Anonymous3:10 PM

    Ha ha Jax thats hilarious that you were the one to email her yourself. I usually like her stuff, but damn she's enjoying her "exclusivity" a little too mcuh so its kinda amusing that its not "exclusivity" at all.

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  18. @ ent:

    dirty minds?
    us??
    naw....

    ;)

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  19. I still remember one of EL's blind items about a pregnant singer who might be pregnant with an ex's baby, not that of her husband?

    I was thinking how juicy if it's Tony Kanal's after some late night ND recording session.

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