You Don't Want To Mess With Bjork

You should know that anyone who has the guts to wear a swan outfit to the Academy Awards is probably not a woman you want to piss off. Of course if you don't think that, you can just look at the fact that she has been in trouble before for assault, and she drinks one liter of vodka each and every Friday whether she needs it or not. Her drinking the other days can be less or more, but on Fridays, she always drinks exactly one liter of vodka.

So with this knowledge in mind, a photographer from the New Zealand Herald should have expected the ass kicking he got from Bjork when she asked him to stop taking photos of her. Jeffrey ignored her and continued taking photos. He then made a fatal mistake. He turned his back. Never turn your back to a Bjork.

Here is what Jeffrey had to say about the incident. "I took a couple of pictures and I got about three or four frames of her... and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy [sweatshirt] and tore it down the back. I don't see being assaulted as I'm working as a press photographer as an acceptable thing. If anybody assaults anybody you have the right to a legal recourse, whoever they are."

With all that being said, Jeffrey says he is not going to press charges. The scene below is the 1996 beating Bjork gave to another reporter.