Vanessa Paradis was on French television over the weekend singing her new song. I have to tell you that if you close your eyes and just listen to the song, you can see why it is a modest hot in France. If you open your eyes and watch Vanessa display the worst stage presence of any singer in the history of mankind, you realize that she should probably just stand behind a microphone while she lip synchs, rather than wander the hippie garden looking like a lost little lamb. Like I said, the song is good, Vanessa's performance, not so much.
