This Should Work Well

Marc Anthony is going to step up and control even more of Jennifer Lopez's life. Not content to simply interfere with 80% of her life, Marc wants to make sure he has his tiny skeletal fingers wrapped around every last little bit of Jennifer's life. So much so that I wouldn't be surprised if he pulled a Kidman and delivered the twins on his own just so no one else could ever look at Jennifer's vayjay.

Anyway, Jennifer's current manager Irving Azoff quit last week citing Marc's interference and Jennifer's habit of being unprofessional. What probably happened is that Irving scheduled things after first checking with Jennifer. Then, of course Marc grills her and tells her she can't do anything of the sort, and that she instead has to give him a pedicure. So, Jennifer calls Irving and explains to him that she has to clean Marc's toenails and so can't go do the thing which would have made her a zillion dollars. Irving, who has already told so and so that Jennifer is going to do it now looks like an ass and that he doesn't actually have control of his client. Happens enough time and no 15% is worth that. Especially 15% of less and less. So, Irving said bye bye and Marc Anthony said hello to his new client and his 25% cut.

Of course Jennifer says Irving was fired, and Irving says he quit. Either way I think we can all agree that Marc is the culprit behind all of this, and someday when Jennifer stops taking the Katie Holmes meds maybe she can go back to being a spectator and get on with her life.