Sean Penn Caught In Threesome

If you are married and having a threesome, you might just take one word of advice. Don't do it anywhere that your wife might come home and catch you. Unfortunately for Sean Penn he was thinking with something other than his brain and was caught while staying at a resort WITH his wife Robin Wright Penn. That takes some serious self-destructive tendencies.

"Yeah honey, I'm going to go down and work out a little, maybe do some shopping. I'll come back to the room when I am done."

What this means of course is that his two women of choice had probably already come up to the resort and that he kept them on retainer for when he needed them. I guess Robin was growing suspicious about all health clubs smelling like skank sex.

The actors were reportedly staying at the Squaw Valley resort in Lake Tahoe, California, days before Christmas when the incident is said to have occurred, according to MSNBC.com. A source tells the publication, "Sean didn't spend much time with his wife - he booked her a separate suite - and when Robin got fed up with being alone, she went over to his suite. (There, she) found him drunk with two Russian girls."

Penn married Wright in 1996 and they have two children together, Dylan Frances, 16, and Hopper Jack, 14. Wright filed divorce papers on December 21 citing irreconcilable differences as a reason for the split. The couple are said to be seeking joint custody of their teenage kids. It is the second divorce for Penn - he ended his marriage to pop star Madonna in 1989 after four years.

If I had suggested to any of my ex-wives that we get a separate suite while on vacation they would have jumped for joy, but for most people, the idea of a vacation is to spend time together. This is more so when the couple often works apart and does not see each other for long periods of time. How much do you want to bet that when Robin walked in, Sean said something like, "It's not what you think baby."

"Sure, they're naked and I'm naked, but it was just a massage that went a little astray. Nothing happened." Of course the condom laying on the floor might have given it away.

"What that condom. No, I was showing them how they could be blown up like a water balloon."

Now I just need to go through my blind items. I know he is at least in three of them.