I really didn't think it was possible for Lisa Rinna to make facial expressions anymore. Of course, she probably only has one or two available to her after all that work, but still, good to see she can at least do one.
You all look at Josh Brolin and I will keep myself occupied with Diane Lane's cleavage.
A nice side view of Ryan Gosling. Gives you an idea of how packed the red carpet is with people.
Wow. Marcia Cross looks good. For some reason that Charlie's Angels hairstyle looks normal on her.
I didn't think it was possible for Kate Beckinsale to not look great. I was wrong.
Kevin Bacon looks like he was sharing a bong with Woody Harrelson, but Kyra Sedgewick looks great.
I think John Turturro should return his Sally Jesse Raphael glasses.
Actually it looks like Woody might have left the bong at home.
It must have taken hours of adjusting to stuff Vanessa Williams' breasts into that dress.
Teri Hatcher actually looks good for her. Guess we know what she did with her old curtains.
I love Tina Fey, but it just feels like maybe she wasn't into this whole dressing up thing.
I like the Sandra Oh take on a traditional Korean outfit.
Josh Brolin beats Diane Lane.
ReplyDeleteDiane Lane's breasts are sagging.
Kate Beckinsale looks like her husband is cheating on her - and he is.
Lisa Rinna is grotesque, as is Marcia Cross.
Tina Fey is overpaid and undertalented.
Johnny Sac got fat.
Lorainne Bracco looks like a psychoslut
EL is just jealous because Brad Pitt hits that and he doesn't.
Carla Gugino was only pretty in Entourage, when Grenier was pumping her.
I think EL hates Ellem Pompeo because once she went black, she never went back.
Burt Reynolds fucked up his face.
Holly Hunter is not going gently into that good night.
It puts Michelle Pfeiffer at the top next time or it gets the hose.
ReplyDeleteEL, please. You put a large pic of Lisa Rinna and Joey Fatone, and posted a small picture of Viggo? That photo is breathtaking. It deserves to be full sized!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah....little Piv looks pretty good. Like he's making his first Communion or something.
I agree with Les Sucko on all points, damn it!
ReplyDeleteLOL@Les Sucko
ReplyDeleteAnd all I see is how absolutely smashing America Ferrara is. Damn, she looks hot in that dress!
ReplyDeleteThere is something about Nikki Blonsky that irks me to the point that I always change the channel if she's on TV.
ReplyDeleteI get that Sandra Oh was trying to be different, but that bow is the only thing I see when when I look at that picture.
I REALLY like Kyra's dress!
Twis (even tho you ignore me) I completely agree. Viggo looked fantastic! I loved the red vest. It just sucks that DDL will win the Oscar. And Viggo brought his mom! That is just too cute..
ReplyDeleteWhat was with the yellow? It looked horrible on Kate and Vanessa, who are gorgeous women.
Loves Marcia Cross' dress, but would have liked a different shade of teal..
And what the hell was Angelina wearing?
My favorite dress was the gold and gem studded Oscar De La Renta that Debra Messing wore. It went perfectly with her hair...
Ent, if your spy has any comments on Viggo I am sure Twis and I would love to hear!
Cyn (back to my studies)
Cyn, I never ignore you. I often post after everyone has exhausted the thread though, so maybe you don't see my replies.
ReplyDeleteUnless there were some posts you directed towards me and I didn't see - in which case - I'M SORRY!!!
Seriously, I'd never ignore YOU!!
Okay, confession time. I love Daniel Say Lewis, too. I love Viggo a little more, but I wouldn't feel Viggo was robbed if DDL won.
I think I'm alone in that feeling, though.
Daniel 'Say' Lewis????
ReplyDeleteI need a drink!
I think Melora Hardin looked gorgeous!!!
ReplyDeleteNOSE-PICKING Josh Brolin made me gag last night!!!!
ReplyDeleteplease give Michelle Pfeiffer her due recognition. Bitch is HAWT
Twisted- Youre not. I love DDL! LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM. Ive seen so many of his movies and always admired him but recently i developed a HUGE crush and he is older than my parents!
ReplyDeleteAw, Twis - major hugs!!
ReplyDeleteI hope the Oscars goes on. I hope the damn Writers' Strike comes t an end this week. I can only thank the TV Gods that House has 3 new episodes starting this week...
and Daniel "Say Lewis" is DDL's little brother..
Kelly - I agree on Brolin's speech last night.
ReplyDeleteShuttheeffupalready!
mngddess wrote:
ReplyDelete"and Daniel "Say Lewis" is DDL's little brother.."
Hahahaaa!!! (cough, cough - shouldn't laugh while drinking water)
Thanks, Cyn - big hugs backatchya! (except I got dibs on Viggo!)
Kelly, yay! Another DDL fan. We'll stick together if he wins, 'cuz you know the Viggo lovers are going to be pissed. (I'll only be slightly disappointed)
ReplyDeleteSounds good Twisted! I do like Viggo as well, but his performance in Eastern Promises doesn't touch ANYTHING DDL has done ( Somewhat close in History of Violence though). I am also a fan of Dicaprio, so Gangs of New York is one of my favs!
ReplyDeleteOkay. I saw both Eastern Promises and There will be blood.
ReplyDeleteDDL's performance was off the charts awesome! I dig Viggo, but I don't see him winning over DDL.
Also, what he said about Heath Ledger made me cry for about 10 minutes.
i was never a big DDL fan but after watching him basically tell Oprah "look biotch this ain't right" on her show and made a sincere comment about Heath's passing..I love him.
ReplyDeleteYou could tell the man was in emotional pain and she wants to talk Oscars.
I SO agree, Michele Pfeiffer is stunning without trying. She needs to come out from behind her hubby in the pics.
ReplyDeleteOk, Just to throw this into your Oscar mix, I love Viggo, and I very much love D"S"L, but I am SO HOPING that JD will win the Oscar. I just love his work and the fun characters he chooses to portray and pull off with what seems like little effort.
Who is the woman in purple who looks like she would rather be anywhere but there?
Ent, thanks for posting Tilda... even though she looks freaky (some people really shouldn't pull their hair back).
ReplyDeleteAnd I like Joey Fatone... best looking N*Sync'er, IMO.
Pivs looks odd, not like himself. Maybe he got a new rug?
jolara - woman in purple is Lorraine Brocco.
ReplyDeleteI can remember a time when actresses aged normally on screen; those days are long gone. I did NOT even recognize Kyra Sedgwick. Not at all.
ReplyDeleteI was watching an old Seinfeld the other night and Jeremy had an itty bitty part and he was practically bald! I guess the men's hair club really does work.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with Zac posing with the hot women like Michelle and Vanessa? Is he looking for a suguh momma or just a momma?
LOL at the Josh nose picking thing. What in the hell was that about? His speech sucked too and I used to think he was pretty cool. Is it just me or do he and Diane look more and more alike everyday?
America Ferrera looks fantastic!
ReplyDeleteIs he last name Ferrera? *L* Suddenly I don't remember but y'all know who I'm talking about...*L*
Dnfrmmn- ya i liked Joey best too..gay or straight i got a thing for Bears.
ReplyDeletethanks dnfrommn!
ReplyDeleteLorraine Brocco looks like a zeppelin wearing a purple condom--absolutely NOT fabulous.
ReplyDeleteWould Kyra Sedgwick fit for the vodka BI? Because there are some pics of her sitting at her table at the SAG awards and she looks positively soused.
Melora Hardin, whoever she is, is so gorgeous that she'd look good even in Lorraine Bracoo's dress. For me, she and Marion Cotilard were the best dressed women, IMO.
ReplyDeleteBut nobody comes close to Viggo. No one. Not Michelle P, not Brangelina, not the Piv. No one. J*sus H. Murphy Chr*st Almighty.
LOL on the Ryan Gosling photo comment! Yup, nicely packed. The, er, red carpet, that is... ;-)
ReplyDeleteDDL rules! I like Viggo, but in an act-off I know who'd win.
Oh god, kellysirkus, you're right! It was so uncomfortable there for a second, and that nose pick was NOT subtle. At all. Which makes me think it is such an ingrained habit with him that he does it without being aware of it. Which is REALLY gross.
ReplyDeleteI hope the ensemble cast washed that little statuette off before they all started kissing it for the cameras. Ew.
Tania, glad to see there are three of us, although in my world, Viggo and DDL would tie in an act-off. And the prize would be me!
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch the show, but I canNOT believe this idiot picked his nose. Diane, Diane, Diane. You could do so much better, hon....
thanks, ent for making the point that sandra oh's dress was a modern take on a traditional korean outfit. i noticed that, too, and all the other sites have just screamed "UGLY". i find it really interesting.
ReplyDeleteashamed to say it, but the piv cleaned up pretty well.