Monday, January 28, 2008

SAG Awards Part One

I will put Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie first simply because I am a sheep and everyone else is doing so. I think Brad is trying to look like Robert Redford, and that maybe he is trying to fulfill some old man fantasy that Angelina has. You think I'm kidding right? Do you seriously want to bet and take the chance that Angelina doesn't have that kind of fantasy? I do like the brown tie dye look though. You don't usually see those colors in a tie dye so points for uniqueness. And, if she's not pregnant, then she is really laughing inside while wearing that.
I just always like the way Carla Gugino dresses. It does seem like she wears the same style every single time though. At least you know she won't be laughed at when you do that.

I think Cate Blanchett knew that the clock was ticking and that soon John Travolta would be talking to her and talking, and just would not shut up all night. As for the dress, I know you all love Cate, but it really doesn't look that great does it? I thought most of the dresses were depressing. Maybe it was the clouds or something, but everyone seemed so somber and it wasn't just because of Heath Ledger. These dresses had been planned before his death.
Casey Affleck in his usual Blues Brothers style suit.
I know they aren't a couple, but I do like Adrian Grenier and Emmanuelle Chriqui as at least a pseudo couple. Notice who is next to them on the red carpet.
See, this is why Amanda Bynes should have never gone blonde. I love Brittany Snow, but when you can't tell the difference between Brittany Snow, Amanda Bynes and Ashley Tisdale, then there is something wrong. It is ok to look different.
Not that different. Ellen Pompeo gives her tribute to Aluminum foil.
Rebecca Gayheart kind of looks like Fergie here and that isn't good. It is nice to see that she is still adding weight though. I do like how her head leans the same way as Eric Dane's hair. They might have practiced that in the mirror at home.
I don't think I have ever seen two more fake smiles. I understand Debra Messing's. I mean look at that dress. I would be almost crying also if I were her date. Christina Applegate might just not like hanging out with Debra, hence the fakeness. Of course it could also be their 1,000th smile of the night.
Denis Leary, Javier Bardem, and the director Sean Young heckled.
Viggo Mortensen and Christopher Walken. Nice combination.
Jena Malone is one of the coolest people on the planet. Not sure about the new hair color, but still an incredible singer and actress.
I love Jamie Lynn Sigler. We all know that, but I really don't like this at all. It kind of says Jersey shore prom.
I also adore Jenna Fischer more than you all will know, but this is kind of like Hee Haw decided to get dressed up and go to the SAG Awards. I really thought it was denim at first.
Close it out with some more Javier Bardem. Just don't think about cold water and you will be fine.







31 comments:

  1. Damnit, EL, just when I was all warm with the Javier glow and you had to remind me of the shrinkage.

    Oh well, you redeemed yourself with the picture of Denis Leary and Javier. I love both of those guys. I wonder what they're talking about?

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  2. Anonymous11:56 AM

    So who was next to Adrian and Emmanuelle? I couldn't make it out. Was it our spy?

    And since when is Jena Malone a singer?

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  3. LOL - I thought the same thing Ent when I saw Ellen Pompeo - aluminum foil!

    P.S. I can't believe you inluded a pic of Eva. Guess you're feeling generous today.

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  4. P.S. Can Burt get any scarier?

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  5. dn - maybe that's one of Ent's spies!

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  6. Dn..all i see is Drama on his right...and some chick in brown to his left.

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  7. Jenna Fischer is great, but her choice in outfits can leave something to be desired. This is actually one of her better efforts.

    I can't believe Jamie Lynn Sigler wore that outfit. Walk into any mall in America and you'd find something cuter than that dress.

    Oooh. My beeotch is comin' on out.
    Rarrr....

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  8. So, i'm not a brangelina fan, I'm just nosey I suppose. Does anyone know if Angie truly is expecting twins??? Oh, the stretchmarks! LOL. JK.

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  9. Anonymous12:11 PM

    ok, gettyimages says the woman in brown next to adrian/emmanuelle is Perrey Reeves who plays Mrs. Ari on Entourage.

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  10. The girl next to Adrian and whats-her-face looks like Will Ferrel's wife in Old School ( notice her behind Tisdale in the thumbnails)Thoughts??

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  11. DN, that sounds right. It does look like Perrey Reeves now that you mention it.

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  12. It's definitely JLH Kristen.

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  13. Janele, are you thinking the photographer mislabeled the photo when he/she submitted it to getty images?

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  14. hey, no Michelle Pfeiffer? At 50 y/o she blows all these clowns away - and that's with no tit or face job

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  15. Viggo and Christopher had a pretty hot kiss in 'The Prophesy.' Replay?

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  16. I was really hoping you would post a picture of Marion Cotillard! She looked ravishing last night.

    I liked Amanda Bynes and Shiri Appleby's dresses the most, but all in all, I saw a TON of fugly dresses.

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  17. wow.....is JaneK wearing one of those candy neckalaces? Been lurking since(sh)timmy..finally remembered my password to post !! by the way - I think Mickey Rooney did just fine for an old man... my dad received an award at 93 and I watched him give a beautiful improvised speech -you never would have guessed at his advanced senility - He was a hoofer in vaudeville -and you just can't keep an old actor down...and besides -"the mick" was not about to give up his broadcast moment.

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  18. Anonymous1:03 PM

    Cate Blanchett's dress reminds me of the old days when we would get stoned and look through a kaleidoscope. WOAH DUDE

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  19. Allison Janney looks fantastic! Of course, I love her no matter what.

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  20. OK, Debra's dress looked WAY better on TV than in that photo... (I am qualifying my comment in the Part Two section).

    James Marsden and wife: adorable couple

    Cyn

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  21. I am with ya Ent on the somber dresses, and they were mostly fugly to boot!

    Could be the war, dragging everyone down.

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  22. So is Mrs. Ari a source? Or is Mrs. Ari banging Vince Chase? Or both?

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  23. littlemiss - those were my thoughts too, but Ent will never spill the beans.

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  24. I love James Marsden! Lucky lady who married him...

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  25. javier bardem, FTW!

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  26. Anonymous7:50 PM

    Ellen Pompeo saw that Nina Ricci dress in the newest Vogue and "had to have it". Looks like they sent her a sample gown that had been used and abused. It was limp and wrinkled and sad. Take a look at what it's SUPPOSED to look like, it's pretty great:

    http://www.vogue.co.uk/ImageLib/320x480/Shows/SS2008/Paris/R-T-W/Nina_Ricci/00360f.jpg

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  27. Cate is pregnant, if I remember correctly...but, yeah, the print is pretty bad.

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  28. Mmm, Javier... *convinces herself he's a 'grower'*

    Jane K's dress is nice apart from that collar thing. Green and yellow sweeties - ugh!

    Walken is sure weird looking. But Burt beats him hands-down in that regard. Did he go to Michael Jackson's surgeon?

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  29. I don't care how bad he jacked his face up, I will always adore The Burt.

    Christina Applegate looks pretty.

    Debra Messing looks pretty too. Pretty nuts.

    Dana Delaney looks stumpy.

    Jenna Fisher looks like she'd rather be anywhere else but there.

    Jamie Lynn Sigler shouldn't have paid so much for lopsided boobs.

    And I demand a movie with Chris Walken and Viggo Mortenson. Throw some Johnny Depp and John C. Reilly in there too and you have the perfect movie.

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  30. Wow Javier is really growing on me....yum

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