Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Random Photos Part One

New hair style and promoting a new product leaves me the choice of either putting Ali Larter at the top or getting my ass kicked. For such a skinny thing, she really is strong. Not like Planes Trains And Automobiles "last baby came out sideways" strong, but still, very strong.
One of the things that celebrity parents really have to focus on is teaching their children product placement at an early age. Violet now has been paid enough by the Wrigley folks to pay for college.
The newly engaged Jason Biggs. Congratulations. Make that engagement last pal because after the fifth or sixth engagement, they lose their luster.
It's hard to believe Eva Longoria came from such nice parents. The problem is I know she wasn't adopted so somehow it did occur. Well, there are albinos in the world also. Shit happens. Wouldn't it be hilarious if Eva was the spy?
To me David Beckham looks too skinny and his tattoos don't match. That is all my envy could come up with.
Popular guess for spy. Christina Applegate is funny enough and witty enough. Hmmmm.
Rage Against The Machine - Melbourne
Peaches Geldof gets a tattoo in the same place as her mom.
When you invite Mike Tyson to a charity ball, this is what you get. I think he is just as surprised as the people in the room that he was invited to come promote a charity.
Wouldn't be an Eva Longoria day without a little Mario Lopez.
She was a stalled Clear. Now she's a star, and it didn't cost her a thing. They don't work on commission people. Uh-huh. That's why Nancy Cartwright just coughed up $10M to Scientology and bought herself a chance at being the next Mrs. Tom Cruise or J-Lo's kids godparents or whatever the silent auction was for last week down at the center.
Teri Hatcher gets in bed with the Disney folks again. She does have quite the little scam going on here with the Disney folks. Usually she trots out her kid so that the average person knows why a 50 year old on a skin filled drama is out selling Disney.
My name is Luka. Well not really, but I did use to live on a second floor.
Ryan Gosling is honored by the folks in Santa Barbara. They sure did do a lot of honoring of men you all find attractive. Were there any women honored at all?

Reason #1 why there should be a show called I Hate The 80's


28 comments:

  1. I have a dog named Luka and we live on the 2nd floor. :)

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  2. Holy crap - Ali Larter looks like Jessica Simpson. And I don't mean that as a compliment.

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  3. @ kelly...Yes I think I've seen you before.

    Suzanne Vega....wow now theres a blast from the past. :)

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  4. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Aww dont be cruel EL, no need to torture us with the identity of your spy. I feel like a lapdog being tormented with a treat being held over my nose.

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  5. I am, by complete accident, totally having an 80's flashback day.

    I used to love Suzanne Vegas' music. Anyone remember Martika? I have VH1 on right now and they played her "Toy Soldiers" video. I totally forgot about that song. Gosh, she was so cute & pretty, I wonder whatever happened to her?

    Right now, it's Def Leppard. I used to LOVE them...

    I really wish photographers would get over Paris completely already.

    LOL, sorry for the rambling...:0)

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  6. Anonymous1:51 PM

    Ryan's still looking a little puffy, but I'd have to restrain myself (or maybe he could do it for me).

    Yay for Suzanne Vega. I won tickets to a concert of hers a few years ago, and it was amazing seeing her up close (2nd row of a glorified lecture hall).

    I doubt Eva's the spy, why else would she call the spy on her birthday? It'd be cool if it were Brenda Strong, but she's married w/ kids.

    Christina Applegate wouldn't have been at any of the previous events that we had spy reports from (GG last year, Emmys last year). Her show only started this fall.

    Yay for music photos. I'll see if they let me take pics at The Editors/Hot Hot Heat/Louis XIV show tonight and maybe mail them to enty) if they let me.

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  7. Eva's dress - uhm, yeah, Forever 21 rules!!!

    Becks - yum!

    My condolences to Matt Groenig for the cult association. I'm sure he's mortified.

    uhm, I thought we had a moratorium on the Parasite

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  8. I think the spy is January Jones. and the picture with Rashida JONES was a clue.

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  9. Kellysirkus wrote:
    "uhm, I thought we had a moratorium on the Parasite"



    WE do. but apparently EL does not. No matter how much we beg.

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  10. I have always loved Christina Applegate. She has always been sexy, mmmmmm. Unfortunately, she cheated on her husband, which is behavior I can't countenance. If she's your spy, EL, I hope you're tapping that.

    Parasite Hilton is just repulsive. All I can think when I see her photo is WHORE and HERPES ALERT. EL, as consideration for my good behavior, you ought to just ignore her and her entire idiot family permanently. JUST SAY NO. If enough of you folks ignore her, she will return to the brothel from whence she came. Although if you want to recount the story about how her mom lost her virginity to a black man in a van in front of her house, that would work for me. Kathy Hilton = hot MILF. A bitch, but a hot MILF. Stuff her mouth full of your wad and she'd be tolerable.

    I always thought Teri Hatcher was sexy in a very sleazy way, but cheap thrills are the best thrills. I can imagine pumping her hard from behind, slapping her big ass, and screaming WHO'S YOUR DADDY! I think she'd like that.

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  11. i must disagree. with each new engagement i had a lot of extra luster...and they're all still in my jewelry box.

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  12. fyi- the pic from yestersay with Adrien Grenier on the red carpet?
    It was Lloyd! lol..i love that Korean 'mo.

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  13. Hmmm, does "strong" refer to something interesting?

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  14. christina applegate is canoodling with chuck.

    http://blogs-losangeles.metromix.com/vmix_hosted_apps/66/post/1543/Guess_who_we_caught_Christina_Applegate_with_at_Ye_Coach_and_Horses_.html

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  15. Enty - yes, two women were honored in Santa Barbara: Cate Blanchett and Julie Christie. There could have been more, but those are the two I'm aware of.

    Saw Ryan Gossling around town; he was somewhat disappointing looking in person. Lots of our local surfers and college students are much better looking than Ryan; I guess he photographs really well.

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  16. Mmmm. Beckham/Gosling sandwich. Ent you KNOW what I like. :)

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  17. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Somebody please look at the Jen Garner/Violet photo and tell me that's not photoshopped?

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  18. that peach is bruised.

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  19. I still hold steady that Miss Applegate is our spy. She's awesome and cheeky, which makes me so happy.

    And Peaches Geldof is following in her mom's footsteps in a lot of other ways, too... she is a serious serious partier, and her father Bob should be ashamed that this child is running wild in the streets (well, both of his daughters, actually).

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  20. Brenda, now that you mention it, that picture does look as though it was manipulated. The box of gum appears to have been stuck into Violet's little paw in a rather unnatural way. Good catch!

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  21. Ali's hair is like Jessica's but the dress rocks. Eva looks like her dad. Not for a minute do I believe she could be the spy - Enty can't stand her. Agree about Becks; too wiry for my tastes. LOVE Applegate. More.
    But please, no more Parasite. Future obit, yes, but nothing else.

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  22. Brenda, I do a lot of photoshopping and it doesn't look chopped to me. Sometimes with poor camera settings I get pics that look fake, so it may be just a poor camera setting.

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  23. I do a lot of photoshop work as well and that picture looks like manipulation to moi.

    In the video and other photos I saw of these two, Violet was not carrying Orbit gum.

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  24. Really? What's been manipulated?

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  25. Anonymous9:57 PM

    Well, if you look really close, you'll notice there is a tiny white aura surrounding both of them, as if the image was plucked from another picture and put on a different background.

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  26. It was probably the same people who photoshopped Eminem's photo...

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  27. Who is jay biggs's fiancee? i feel like i have seen her before...

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  28. Thanks, Brenda, but I still don't think it looks photoshopped. The background is white it appears, and not in focus. Some telephoto lenses at some settings do give off a hazy effect, which could look odd, but not photoshopped (unless you've not worked with ps before). The gum in some shots and not others is meaningless, really, because nobody knows when it was handed to her, or where she put it during some frames.

    I don't know why anyone would take the time to ps one photo like this anyway, unless someone was looking for a Wrigley endorsement...lol. It just doesn't make sense.

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