Last week I had a discussion with three people about Ally Hilfiger and how she had her own reality show at one point. They just could not and would not believe that some network would be dumb enough or crazy enough to put an idiot like Ally on the air. Just then, the waitress walked up hearing our discussion and said, "OMG, I loved
Rich Girls."
"What? Is there a photographer over there?" Mariah Carey caught "unaware" while out doing some shopping.
Tell me that you wouldn't want to party with Dwight Yoakam. See, you do. You know you do.
Is that Bobby Flay checking out Jessica Alba's ass?
This is Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new film. For someone who is a box office jinx she sure does get a lot of work. The producers must say to themselves, "I need a tax break. Lets find a disaster of a movie and cast it. I hope Jennifer Aniston is available."
Picture of George Clooney doing some kind of world do gooder thing. He is meeting with the Defense Minister of India. The Minister is Vijay Singh. I though Vijay was a golfer. How does he do both at the same time? I do like George's suit. I look like a tent when I wear those colors.
This is Doug Jones. Doug isn't that well known, but this picture made me laugh so he gets on here.
Spring is almost here and that means Music News And Photos will be back soon. This is Alanis Morissette in concert. I think the song is called
Ryan Is An Ass. Maybe I heard it wrong.
Why you should not drink past the age of 50. Oh, he's not 50? Well, then why you should not drink past the age of 40. Oh, he's not 40. Well he looks like crap however old he is.
There must be some mistake. Who gave Susan Lucci an award?
Justin Long is happy now, but I'm telling you his heart is going to be crushed by Drew Barrymore. Crushed I tell you.
I think that is a hickey on Johnny Knoxville's neck and it wouldn't surprise me at all if Tracy Morgan was the giver.
The Santa Barbara Film Festival spent a whole night honoring Javier Bardem. I thought you would be pleased.
"What? Is there a photographer over there?" Mariah Carey caught "unaware" while out doing some shopping.
Tell me that you wouldn't want to party with Dwight Yoakam. See, you do. You know you do.
Is that Bobby Flay checking out Jessica Alba's ass?
This is Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new film. For someone who is a box office jinx she sure does get a lot of work. The producers must say to themselves, "I need a tax break. Lets find a disaster of a movie and cast it. I hope Jennifer Aniston is available."
Picture of George Clooney doing some kind of world do gooder thing. He is meeting with the Defense Minister of India. The Minister is Vijay Singh. I though Vijay was a golfer. How does he do both at the same time? I do like George's suit. I look like a tent when I wear those colors.
This is Doug Jones. Doug isn't that well known, but this picture made me laugh so he gets on here.
Spring is almost here and that means Music News And Photos will be back soon. This is Alanis Morissette in concert. I think the song is called Ryan Is An Ass. Maybe I heard it wrong.
Why you should not drink past the age of 50. Oh, he's not 50? Well, then why you should not drink past the age of 40. Oh, he's not 40. Well he looks like crap however old he is.
There must be some mistake. Who gave Susan Lucci an award?
Justin Long is happy now, but I'm telling you his heart is going to be crushed by Drew Barrymore. Crushed I tell you.
I think that is a hickey on Johnny Knoxville's neck and it wouldn't surprise me at all if Tracy Morgan was the giver.
The Santa Barbara Film Festival spent a whole night honoring Javier Bardem. I thought you would be pleased.
Susan Lucci looks good for being 110, but she has that Nancy Reagan 'head is too big for the bod' thing going on. Too many steroids?
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing twisted!
ReplyDeleteThat Doug Jones pic IS pretty funny.
Doug Jones is awesome. He's Guillermo Del Toro's go-to boy for inhabiting the creepy creatures GDT comes up with.
ReplyDeleteLove that you tagged Tracy Jordan as Tracy Morgan (his 30 Rock character).
And I will never forget what Sharon Stone said about Dwight Yoakam: (ok, so I forgot it, but I was able to find it) "Kissing Dwight is like eating a dirt sandwich."
Ent, good steal from LaineyGossip except you really should credit your source when it the picture their exculsive shot.
ReplyDeletePardon the 'it' and put an 'is' after picture. See above.
ReplyDeleteKara, you don't need to correct your errors, hon. If we can understand what EL means, we can understand one another...lol.
ReplyDeleteI hate to admit it, but Ally Hilfiger was very entertaining on "Rich Girls" There was something about her spaciness and entitlement that made for damn good TV.
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget her endorsement of klonipin "Damn! That shit was strong."
well Kara considering how Lainey is trying to scoop the Gwen story from him,we can call it even.
ReplyDeleteAlanis is soooooooo preggers! I'm calling it first!
ReplyDeleteJavier can Bardem me anytime.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Jax - who is in your avatar pic today?
ReplyDeleteWhen did Mariah get so skinny? She looks great.
ReplyDeletethat would be Bush Jr and Sr. fishing in New Orleans!
ReplyDeleteLook at the glee on his face.
He's happier than Chenney with a gun at a Democrat convention.
Mariah C. - Can't stand her
ReplyDeleteDwight Y. - still like his music.
Jessica A - can't stand her either LOL
Jennifer A. - can't stand her poor poor me face LOL
George C. - always felt he is gay LOL
Vince V - bad actor
Johnny K. - BADDDDDDD can't stand that idiot
Javier B - Yumm Yumm (Rachel Ray's voice) LOLOL
LOL@Jax
ReplyDeleteOh I would soooo party with DY. First, he has a heck of a voice and 2nd-get him liqured up and have him spill about Sharon Stone!
ReplyDeleteLMAO, Jax!!!
ReplyDeletei was thinking the same thing about Alannis then i remember you have to allow a man to touch you to get preg. but she has the mommy glow a plenty.
ReplyDeleteVince Vaughn- see Belushi, Elvis, Farley and ANS for your future.
I guess Sharon Stone likes dirty sandwiches since she dated him for a good while.
ReplyDeleteI never knew who Javier Bardem was before I saw the trailer for "NO Country...". And the more I see of him, the hotter he gets. I know there was some full frontal action involving him on here a short while back, but I heard there was cold water shrinkage involved, therefore I am not going to go click on it. But yeah. A yummy man indeed.
ReplyDeleteHarriet - if you really like JB their is another movie he came out I believe last year. I can't remember the name but in the movie he wanted to die. Can't remember if he was nominated for that movie also.
ReplyDeleteKara,
ReplyDeleteIf you are referring to the Justin Long/Drew Barrymore photos, they came from WireImage, and I have a license. No stealing.
EL
George Cloooon is in severe need of some Crest White Strips and Creme de la Mer
ReplyDeleteFound the name of the movie it's called "Mar adentro".
ReplyDeleteI fucked Mariah Carey when she was a hooker on Manhattan. She worked out of an apartment on West 59th between 9th and 10th. She made you take a shower before fucking her, and she had little post it notes in the bathroom directing you not to drip on the floor. Her attraction was that she let you fuck her bareback. She was extremely tight tight. She was in high school, and she used to study between johns. She wasn't on the market for very long.
ReplyDeleteno El she is talking about Jen Aniston and Lainey's "exclusive pic" from someone with a camera phone in Vancouver.
ReplyDeleteI doubt they got paid either, it was candid.
Hmm I wouldnt be surprised if Les Suckno was telling the truth, here. A blind came out recently about such a situation, that sounds a lot like Mariah.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
Ladies, I have seen Javier Bardem around Santa Barbara three times in two days. I didn't even go to any of the film festival screenings, he's just been running around town. He doesn't do it for me, and I think he looks worse in person than he does in pictures. Interesting that so many of you are so taken with him. He certainly seems pretty taken with himself.
ReplyDeletekara you're right. The pics are by a pro photographer Kurt Sanderson. I think that inaccuracy & non sourcing (the politest phrases I can think of right now) are the hallmarks of this blog though. Just today alone you've got a non existent Led Zeppelin reunion (bassist orchestrating a song for Foo Fighters) & a female best actress Oscar nominee who is now a male director. I honestly think it's not a lawyer or insider, just someone with Internet access, some imagination, very poor comprehension skills and a joy of pranking.
ReplyDeleteReese, I prefer to believe Javier is just shy, not full of himself. ;)
ReplyDeleteHarriet, don't waste your time looking up the shrinkage picture. It wasn't all that bad (but, it sure could have been much better). Once again, I prefer to believe the shrinkage theory.
Elle, Bardem can Javier me anyday.
Trix! I thought the same exact thing about our call girl Mimi. I saw that blind.
ReplyDeletebut didn't Mariah go practicaly from mom n dads to Tommy Matolla's?
ReplyDeleteshe didn't have time or need to 'ho.
Yeah, if you're going to start believing that pap then I guess you should believe the other fiction he's posted. Mariah went straight from Mom's to Tom's, like Jax said.
ReplyDeleteBut if you want to label it under the Peter Pan category and call it a good story, that's different.
Looks more like Tyler Florence than Bobby Flay to me.
ReplyDeleteWe have a right to believe anything we want. It was only a blind item. But Tommy Mottolla is a very powerful man and I'm pretty sure he can make a lot of things disappear. Who knows really.
ReplyDelete"Spring is almost here and that means Music News And Photos will be back soon."
ReplyDeleteWOO HOO! I didn't realize it was a seasonal thing!
You sure can believe anything you want, the point is, you're suddenly believing a psycho who has posted nothing but bad fiction and this is just more of the same.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.....
Lollipop head Lucci
ReplyDeletehere's an interesting thought--
Knoxville and Bardem in a movie together.
Something kinda western and dusty out in the desert sun. Stubbly chins. Sweaty...
Anybody with me?
Was Doug Jones in Pan's Labyrinth? Please tell me he was not the guy with the palm eyes.
He's skinny enough. Gyahhh, what a crazy ass movie!
kellysirkus,
ReplyDeleteNo f-ing way!!! HIGH-larious!
EL wrote:
ReplyDelete"If you are referring to the Justin Long/Drew Barrymore photos, they came from WireImage, and I have a license. No stealing."
Wait, are you saying that you buy the rights to every Wireimage photo you post here? Isn't that costly?
Reasons why it could be Mariah:
ReplyDeleteShe didnt "go straight from Mom's and Pops". Her parents divorced when she was three. Her mother worked constantly. Mariah herself started to work, so often that her classmates labeled her "mirage", but she still managed to graduate. Les Suckno mentions her "studying between johns"....her "job" at the time was a "demo singer for a record company"...which could easily be a cover, when her most powerful client would have been Tommy Motola.
Another reason it could be Mariah: the bullshit story of how she was "discovered" by him listening to her unsolicited demo tape, handed to him at a party by a person she was a BACKUP singer for (when does a lead go out of her way to promote someone else's career especially a rival?)
ReplyDeleteBut Trix, where is all this coming from? Have we read this in blinds before? Have blinds indicating this been revealed before? Or is this just wishful thinking because she's so hated?
ReplyDeleteI'm really wondering. Not trying to be a smartass but one person posting something doesn't mean it's true.
Or am I missing something?
Thanks for the Alanis shout-out. Keep 'em coming.
ReplyDeleteThe Maria story is coming from this Blind Item:
ReplyDelete65. PANACHE REPORT 01/25
1. She's considered a superstar by many and extremely famous by others. Her lifestyle includes private security, private jets, yachts, limos, sky boxes, mansions, exotic cars and penthouse suites. Despite a modest background, she has done extremely well for herself but she's hiding two dark secrets, never revealed before, until now! She's a former prostitute who freelanced and later worked through an escort agency. She averaged 3-4 tricks per day. Throughout the years, her escort agency rep/madame has been paid off to maintain her silence. When she first came on the scene, a story was concocted on how she was discovered. In reality, the person who discovered her was her most powerful client. Her fixer has gone to great lengths to prevent this story from reaching the masses. Numerous people have been paid off including big payments to someone who is very resentful of her success. The pay offs over the years are rumored to be over a $1 million dollars. Over this lifetime to maintain the silence: Several million dollars, easily. Another secret being kept undercover: She had an abortion by her non-black famous boyfriend because she was committed to her career. She now regrets that decision.
Maria was the popular guess
Well, we know his story isn't true. He said she made him shower first. We all know she doesn't share her TOWELS.
ReplyDeleteEileen - THANKS!!!!! That was the part of the puzzle I was missing. I thought these posts were strictly a result of one post here, which made no sense to me.
ReplyDeleteAnytime, Twist. I'm not sure I believe Mariah is the correct answer because like you said, she went from Mommy to Tommy.
ReplyDeleteAnd like notvoting said - she'd never share her towels...lol.
ReplyDeleteI think he's confusing Mariah for her sister Alison, who's been a prostitue for over 30 years. They look alike and her sister was arrested a year or two ago twice in one month for prostitution.
ReplyDeleteAnd as much as Alison and Mariah hate each other, back when Alison was very vocal about the dislike, she gave a couple of interviews and said Mariah went to Tommy a virgin. Tommy got ahold of Mariah when she was 18 and he had her locked up until she flew the coup in 1997.
Twisted, trust me I've seen Les Suckno's posts. It wasn't about believing him. It's just that when I saw what he wrote it made me think about that blind item from Panache Report.
ReplyDeleteI lurk here a lot because I enjoy the site and everyone's comments here. Take care.
Actually, guys, the best movie to see Javier Bardem is "Jamon, Jamon". Where he's a rural underwear model and has sex with Penelope Cruz for probably 80% of the movie. It's a horrible movie, but has great eye candy (male and female).
ReplyDeleteSelena: Doug Jones not only was the pale man (with eyes in his hands), but was also Pan/the Faun at the bottom of the well. He was also Abe Sapien in Hellboy, and The Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four 2 (Hey, a man who's 6'5" and 150 lbs needs to eat, I'm all for him taking money roles.)
Rebecca, please lurk less and post more. If you've seen his posts, you know we need all the sane people we can get. ;-)
ReplyDeleteAnd as you've probably already read, I was missing the blind Eileen gave me a heads up on, so sorry for my confusion.
Les suckno is so gay that he poops rainbow and unicorns
ReplyDeletethat's not a flay checking out her ass......that's a gay checking out her shoes.
ReplyDeleteSura, Tommy could have paid her to say that. A prostitute isnt the most honest character. The blind mentions that it was a powerful man who went and cleaned up the evidence of her misdeeds.
ReplyDeleteHell, she could be the jealous person they are talking about that has to be paid off, but only if the woman has a severe drug problem would she need to be paid off, AND still be hooking.
MORE DOUG JONES PLEASE LOL
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