Thursday, January 24, 2008

Random Photos Part One

That country singing show starts tomorrow night so the stars got to ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange. I know this is the in thing to do right now, but I really don't see the people who watch CNBC and the Fox Business Channel scurrying in front of their television tomorrow night to watch Dee Snider and Bobby Brown singing a duet of Stand By Your Man. Also, showing my continued ignorance could someone please explain to me how you can gain weight after having gastric bypass surgery. Carnie Wilson was heavy then had the surgery, dropped a bunch of weight and did Playboy. Now, she is not as heavy as she was originally, but is way above her Playboy weight.
These guys don't even look at all interested in having Carmen Electra next to them. Judging by their outfits, I think if they were interested, we would all know.
Too bad Boy George wasn't there. He would have helped check. I know I'm crazy but I just love Boy George. If Marlon Brando had been gay and a singer, this would have been him.
You know if anyone of us had done the things Anne Hathaway's boyfriend has done, we would all be in jail and not pretending to like some actress.
Funny thing happened on the way to the Producer Guild Of America party. No actors came. Funny huh?
That's the same way all of us feel when we look at your acting Mischa. Unfortunately now that you are only in films, we have to pay for the pleasure of that pain.
Is someone filming Ghostbusters 3, because I found the Staypuff Marshmallow Man.
I don't really have anything to say about Josh Hartnett, just thought you might want to see him. OK, moving on now.
Ummm. Maybe you might want to go back to Josh. Seems as if Eva Longoria is auditioning for all the parts in Dallas. I think Victoria Principal wants her wig back though.
Even Zoe has got into the whole leggings thing. Are we going to blame this whole thing on Lindsay Lohan? Who do I blame for Zoe cutting off her own hair?
Wow that was a quick recovery from an appendix operation. Full jogging and everything. The miracles of modern medicine never cease to amaze me.
You gotta love the shoes.
I'm not even a Sean Combs fan (no more Puffy, P. Diddy, Diddy, or adulterer, now it is Sean Combs) but I like these kinds of photos. Sean and John Stamos were plugging their new film at Sundance.
That is one hell of a name for a James Bond film. What the hell does it even mean?


45 comments:

  1. John Stamos just gets better and better.

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  2. So.....what really happened with the Efron. Anyone?

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  3. actually, he would like to be called sean john now

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  5. Bah - 'Quantum of Solace' is the name of a short story in the James Bond book 'For your eyes only' as any true Bond fan should know! Although it has to be said, it's actually about some other people - it's a story told to Bond about how appearances can be deceiving. Love and hate in Bermuda is, I think, it's tagline in the book!

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  6. All you need to know about Josh Hartnett is that he's on the list of potential Suri daddies.

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  7. Kevin, I have no idea. Maybe he got a minor nose job or something since he's gonna be on the BIG screen soon. That pretty boy prob freaked!

    Speaking of freak..eee, I had to do a double take of Josh. Thought I was seeing the ghost of Heath. [shudder]

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  8. Anonymous12:42 PM

    Is that comment about Anne Hathaway and her BF a clue to a BI?

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  9. Quantum of Solace from Fleming means the smallest amount of love between two people, the vestige left before throwing them under the bus. I think most divorcees know this. Damn Daniel is hot and I was so surprised that CR was good. I hated apres-Sean Bonds but really like him and the film and am so glad they've gone back to the books. films

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  10. Anonymous12:59 PM

    OK EL, yes, you can regain the weight after gastric bypass, if you keep forcefeeding yourself till your stomach stretches again. I'd imagine it'd take more than a few binges and barf fests for that to happen, because from what I hear after gastric bypass, it doesnt take much to throw up if you have too much food.

    Anyone else feel like Lucy Liu is being rammed down our throats to take SJP's throne? I feel like they've been shoving the whole Lucy Liu as a quirky fashion icon thing a little too far, I'm starting to get nauseated. They're not even doing it "right"! She looks awful! ALL THE TIME!

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  11. Anonymous1:00 PM

    Fabiola thing, I think it is a clue. But I'm too lazy to do the research at the moment.

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  12. Anonymous1:03 PM

    how come no one has made the obvious joke about the floor arrows on the Eva/Posh photo? "get in (up skirt) or get out of the way."

    And I'll take the gladiator on the left (carmen's right). The other one looks a little wasted.

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  13. Anonymous1:10 PM

    Heres what I found on the boyfriend:

    http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/04/anne-hathaways-guy-sued-for-55-mil-by-billionaire-burkle/

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  14. dnfrommn what about the guy BEHIND Carmen? He looks like he's the one making her smile like that.

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  15. I'm really curious about the "pretend to like some actress" comment. I remember when he was indicted last year, those pics came out of them macking on the deck of a yacht.
    Hmm...

    That picture of Coop makes me feel guilty for laughing the first time I saw it.

    "Cashmere Mafia" is unwatchable in my opinion. It's like Darren Star is recycling plots that were never use on SATC. I do like Lucy Liu, Ling was my favorite character on "Ally McBeal."

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  16. gammagirl..i know right down the theme..makes me ill. it ain't right!

    Efron- bad drugs.

    Carnie- didn't she have a baby??

    Will ferell needs to grow up. this schtick wont last forever-see Jim Carrey.

    Carmen- dont' bother,yoiu're missing a lil something down below for these guys.

    Hathaway- your bf is a putz AND a thief. nice.

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  17. Even with the directions on the floor of which way to walk, neither Eva nor Vicky could follow them.

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  18. You like Boy George because you're a cocksucker, EL.

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  19. Anonymous1:49 PM

    Carnie did have a baby after the surgery. I think she looks really good. She's been through so much.

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  20. In the yacht pictures, he looked bored out of his mind while Anne serviced him. It was kinda scary.

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  21. Lucy Liu epitomises the phrase "she's not wearing the clothes, the clothes are wearing her". It's so contrived. She was never so "cutting edge" before all the hoopla for this show.

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  22. town bike- they are trying so hard for her to be the "new" SJP on Cashmere Mafia..now with the crazy clothes to boot.

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  23. Watched part of one episode of CMafia and nearly puked. Alright, I didn't really, but my new hubby got a mouthful of my disdain. Even the girls meeting for lunch is lamer than SATC!

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  24. Carnie has had gastric bypass more than once. Just goes to show that it's only a quick fix if you're not willing to change your eating habits.

    Sean John or Woman-Batterer or Down-Low-Undercover-Brotha or whatever persona he wants to make public at the moment, needs to grow up. He's almost 40 and still throwing house parties that get the fuzz involved. If all his parties were like his DL celeb orgies, we'd never have people complaining about the noise.

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  25. I think Anne Hathaway was meant to be gay and that's why he is pretending to like her.

    I walked past Boy George once and it was fabulous or should I say he was. He was still very beautiful and I reverted back to being a 10 year old Culture Club fan: squealed without meaning to.

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  26. Hartnett is a similar type to Heath, less talent though. Blame Zoe's dad for her hair, else, he'd have to acknowledge that she's an adult female now and forced to face his misogyny. Another one I loathe. Hathaway needs to get real and dump this guy. I don't care how much Combs's suit cost; the guy's sleaze.

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  27. That outfit makes Victoria Beckham look even more like a fem-bot than usual!

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  28. Carnie gained weight when she was pregnant. You have to eat when you are with child. She has talked openly about the frustration over not being able to lose the weight she gained since then.

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  29. ummm actually carnie started regaining weight LONG BEFORE she got pregnant..... then after she had the baby went on celebrity fit club and tried to pretend that the weight gain was because of the pregnancy..... She's gained a lot of weight - i've seen pictures of her looking worse.....

    after all the shameless promotion of gastric bypass she really owes it to people to tell the truth

    people can get around the bypass by snacking in small bits all day and/or stretching out their remnant stomachs

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  30. Anne Hathaway annoys the living crap out of me, does anyone like her boring stuff? I used to work with someone who looked like her, did her whole schtick act and then used to lose it and give lap dances at corporate holiday parties. So I guess that is what I am picturing .. LOL

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  31. didn't carnie do a tell all with a magazine or something not too long ago about the weight gain?

    and oh, yeah, i've heard it can be REAL easy to gain the weight back after a certain period of time. but no way is she as big as she used to be. i still give her some props for trying. i mean, her family is pretty messed up.

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  32. ughh..am I the only one who detests carnie wilson? She was so whiny and lazy on Celebrity Fit Club, then I read somewhere that she never sees her baby...just hands it off to the nanny. In fact, there was a story about her being on a plane and she made the nanny and the baby fly coach, while she flew first class. When the baby started fussing, she wouldnt lift a finger.

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  33. Blech. You can see Hatheway's bf's dong.

    I agree, Stamos looks hot!

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  34. Coming outta lurkdom...love this blog.

    Had a girlfriend in LA (struggling actress) who hooked up w/ Stamos post -divorce. What a freak this dude is, and if I told ya how and where they met you'd be shocked. Dirrrrrty guy.

    Used to see Carnie Wilson at the Sh. Oaks Fashion Square when my girls were babies. Sat by her at the food court and she was super nice, asking questions about my kids...just sayin'.

    Love this blog and I do believe much of this crap. Hollywood is freaky and truth is always stranger than fiction.

    By the way, I enjoy reading the comments on here as much as the blog.

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  35. Victoria looks like a Shiny New Penny!!!!

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  36. worth about that too(IMO)!

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  37. A gastric bypass patient is considered a success if they lose 50% of their excess weight. It's typical for a gastric bypass patient to lose a lot of weight in the first 18 mos after surgery, then slowly start regaining, usually gaining back about 20% of what they lost. Looks like Carnie is about at that point.

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  38. Lurked for awhile - I love this blog & the comments! Someone said they enjoyed reading the comments as much as the blog - I feel the same. I think you can piece together even more info from the comments in many blogs - it's pretty easy to scroll thru & spot the few who know what they're talking about from first hand experience.

    I too backed up to look at Josh - thought there was a big resemblance to Heath...

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  39. Long time reader, first time poster.

    It is possible to gain after bypass by eating the wrong things and snacking a lot. Sure, you can't eat a large volume at one time but it is totally possible to take in tons of calories in soft foods, alcohol or just constant snacking.

    There is also the 20% rebound from lowest weight that happens to most bypass patients. The body is accustomed to being a certain size and will level itself out by regaining some after hitting the lowest point. That is to be expected and any good WLS surgeon makes that plain to you before surgery. A previously fat body wants to stay fat no matter what you do.

    I know Carnie had a baby with lots of pregnancy weight gain and I also remember reading about her alcohol problem post bypass. So those are two good suspects for her gain.

    Umm- and you can't have gastric bypass twice - once the stomach is reduced that is it, you can't reduce it more. As for the "stretching out" that doesn't really happen either. It does relax and stretch a bit after a year or two but never back to full size. You would throw up from eating too big a volume of food before you would "stretch." "Stretching the pouch" is an excuse made up by lazy post bypass patients who eat the wrong things. They are the same people who think sugar free ice cream is a food group because it is sugar free.

    Oh - I am 18 months post gastric bypass, so I know a little about the subject. :)

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  40. Sonorcal, caliwannabe, lestat bp — so glad ya'll came out to play! :D

    Lestat-firsthand experience on the gastric bypass. How's that working out for you? Have you had to deal with the queasies and such?

    And Sonorcal, don't hold out! Give us the durty deets on Stamos!

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  41. Tracee- I am down 187 pounds in nearly two years and maintaining that. No problems at all. I can eat anything - meat, veg, grain, dairy etc. If I eat too much of something like pasta or bread I will get super uncomfortable and want to puke. Otherwise, it is life as usual except for the much smaller volume of food and avoidance of too much sugar. Too much sugar will make me sick on the other end. At least that is what the doc said but I haven't tested it out, a cookie here and there or a couple of bites of cake is all I will risk.

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  42. Sonorcal, you wench! Spill, spill, spill!!!!!

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  43. Lestat bp — Wow down 187? Good for you! Way to maintain!!

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  44. I hate Hathaway too. The only thing good about her is that she doesn't get those compulsory, yet trashy spray tans. She needs to DIAF though. Or just come out as gay and break her parent's hearts (her bro is gay too). Perhaps the boyfriend/thief is just for show.

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  45. sonorcal -- spill, please!

    yepa, i'm loving the commenters on here too, although because i'm a newbie and trying to catch up on all the old dish, it means that it's taking me forever to do it -- there's at least as much dirt after the original posts!

    and is it bad that i really want to see the hathaway boyfriend looking bored while she's going down? because she bugs the hell out of me and i'd enjoy the chuckle...

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