Random Photos Part One
The sad thing is that Heath Ledger didn't even need to see the hair and makeup people for his new role.
Either Amy Winehouse had herself a little blood test, couldn't find her vein so kept jabbing, or was cutting. I will go with the blood test because it is a holiday here and I am feeling all warm and tingly. That could be the alcohol though.
Andrew G was in town. He and Ryan Seacrest have spent much of the last week, doing each other's hair.
I really need to become the president of a country. Do you know any countries that are for sale? Cheap? Maybe a country that I could put a little money down now and then pay it off little by little. No presidential lay aways? I don't think she's pregnant, but I do think she and the French President are married. Although she is on a holiday without him, so maybe not.
Kym Wilson. Yes. That Kym Wilson. I can't tell if someone took a photo of bacteria and then made a dress out of it, or if it is a video game gone horribly wrong, but this is awful. That being said, I will run for my life now. If I die tonight, Kym Wilson was the last person to see me.
Kate Moss looks none the worse for wear after having orgy sex all weekend. I really need to move out of the basement.
You might want to fluff out that hair John because I don't think we are supposed to be able to see the weave that easily.
So everyone just bought the burst appendix story hook line and sinker huh?
"Bindi. Cover your ears." Terri Irwin has cleavage. Wow. I was so shocked when I saw this photo. I was going to put it on top but then I thought people would think I was shallow and only doing it because she is showing some skin. It would have been a great guess on your part though. She actually looks pretty. When she takes a shower and combs her hair, she's all right.
Olivia Newton John won't let this guy take any "sailing" trips, I will guarantee you that.
People keep asking where Nicole Kidman's baby bump is. It's there. There is no way she ate that much food so it must be a baby.
Marc is yanking Jennifer so hard because he has to get the pants back to the waiter he borrowed them from.
