The sad thing is that Heath Ledger didn't even need to see the hair and makeup people for his new role.
Either Amy Winehouse had herself a little blood test, couldn't find her vein so kept jabbing, or was cutting. I will go with the blood test because it is a holiday here and I am feeling all warm and tingly. That could be the alcohol though.
Andrew G was in town. He and Ryan Seacrest have spent much of the last week, doing each other's hair.
I really need to become the president of a country. Do you know any countries that are for sale? Cheap? Maybe a country that I could put a little money down now and then pay it off little by little. No presidential lay aways? I don't think she's pregnant, but I do think she and the French President are married. Although she is on a holiday without him, so maybe not.
Kym Wilson. Yes. That Kym Wilson. I can't tell if someone took a photo of bacteria and then made a dress out of it, or if it is a video game gone horribly wrong, but this is awful. That being said, I will run for my life now. If I die tonight, Kym Wilson was the last person to see me.
Kate Moss looks none the worse for wear after having orgy sex all weekend. I really need to move out of the basement.
You might want to fluff out that hair John because I don't think we are supposed to be able to see the weave that easily.
So everyone just bought the burst appendix story hook line and sinker huh?
"Bindi. Cover your ears." Terri Irwin has cleavage. Wow. I was so shocked when I saw this photo. I was going to put it on top but then I thought people would think I was shallow and only doing it because she is showing some skin. It would have been a great guess on your part though. She actually looks pretty. When she takes a shower and combs her hair, she's all right.
Olivia Newton John won't let this guy take any "sailing" trips, I will guarantee you that.
People keep asking where Nicole Kidman's baby bump is. It's there. There is no way she ate that much food so it must be a baby.
Marc is yanking Jennifer so hard because he has to get the pants back to the waiter he borrowed them from.
Either Amy Winehouse had herself a little blood test, couldn't find her vein so kept jabbing, or was cutting. I will go with the blood test because it is a holiday here and I am feeling all warm and tingly. That could be the alcohol though.
Andrew G was in town. He and Ryan Seacrest have spent much of the last week, doing each other's hair.
I really need to become the president of a country. Do you know any countries that are for sale? Cheap? Maybe a country that I could put a little money down now and then pay it off little by little. No presidential lay aways? I don't think she's pregnant, but I do think she and the French President are married. Although she is on a holiday without him, so maybe not.
Kym Wilson. Yes. That Kym Wilson. I can't tell if someone took a photo of bacteria and then made a dress out of it, or if it is a video game gone horribly wrong, but this is awful. That being said, I will run for my life now. If I die tonight, Kym Wilson was the last person to see me.
Kate Moss looks none the worse for wear after having orgy sex all weekend. I really need to move out of the basement.
You might want to fluff out that hair John because I don't think we are supposed to be able to see the weave that easily.
So everyone just bought the burst appendix story hook line and sinker huh?
"Bindi. Cover your ears." Terri Irwin has cleavage. Wow. I was so shocked when I saw this photo. I was going to put it on top but then I thought people would think I was shallow and only doing it because she is showing some skin. It would have been a great guess on your part though. She actually looks pretty. When she takes a shower and combs her hair, she's all right.
Olivia Newton John won't let this guy take any "sailing" trips, I will guarantee you that.
People keep asking where Nicole Kidman's baby bump is. It's there. There is no way she ate that much food so it must be a baby.
Marc is yanking Jennifer so hard because he has to get the pants back to the waiter he borrowed them from.
I don't know why people think Heath Ledger is good looking. He always looks like he needs to be dipped in a bathtub, and he speaks like his mouth is full of marbles.
ReplyDeleteOlivia and Terri look superhot though!
Nicole is going to look 73 y/o by the time she gives birth.
ReplyDeleteOlivia looks great. She's had a lot of tough times the past few years, breast cancer, daughter's anorexia, bf disappearing ... she looks 30 years younger than Nicole though, so who is the REAL Princess of Oz?
Carla Bruni is going to destroy Zark
Well, Amy Wino is having a great day -- she actually is a visual relief from the pic of Heath
You need to get out of the basement more often if you only think the President of France married that skank. AP reports that he did.
ReplyDeleteOkay - now please tell me why Ent is saying Zac Efron didn't have a burst appendix. Did he stay at his boyfriend's house for a few days and needed to get out of the spotlight? I wonder who the guy was in the doorway of that house he's walking out of.
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So what was the story behind Olivia's guy's disappearance? Did he just *poof* disappear or what? They never found him?
ReplyDeleteI think ENT just dropped a hint about Clay Aiken 2.0. The only thing I can come up with is that they lied to hide a drug overdose or something else that would have required hospitalization. Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteAs for Heath, I think people find him attractive because he was a STONE FOX a few years ago.
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/D20041221/1561_662345527_heath_ledger_9_H161753_L.jpg
Underneath all that dirt is a hottie.
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ReplyDeleteHeath looks very much like one of the homeless guys that hang out downtown by my office and ask for money.
ReplyDeletei like Michael K's theory that his ass exploded.
ReplyDeletebtw WHAT the eff IS Mark wearing?
ReplyDeleteMoonlighting as a doorman to make a bit more bank for JHo?
Nicole Kidman: "You expect me to sit here?"
ReplyDeleteWTF are Andrew G and Kym Wilson?
ReplyDeleteI rrrreally hope Sark didn't marry Bruni. I never, ever liked her. Heath was cute - once.
Yeah, If Zac had his app taken out, he wouldn't be standing up straight yet... believe me. I was out of commission for 8 weeks, and not happy about it.
Let's leave the Irwins alone, shall we?
Marc and JLo arriving at the baby shower. He looks awful.
Kym Wilson is an Australian actress and now shopgirl in LA. She was the last person to see Michael Hutchence (INXS) alive.
ReplyDeleteWell if Zac had an appendectomy WITHOUT it being ruptured, he probably had endoscopic surgery with tiny stab incisions - way different than when I had mine out years ago. It's not unthinkable for him to be upright (with pain meds), but would still be taking it easy. If it ruptured, he'd be in the hospital for days on antibiotics, with an open surgery. Obviously this isn't the case.
ReplyDeleteI'm not ready to call BS on it just yet. I'd have to see how much he's getting around.
Heath Ledger was hot, imo, in A Knight's Tale, as well as 10 Things I Hate About You...Brokeback Mountain...
ReplyDeletethere sure are a lot of Aussies in here today. Is that a clue?
ReplyDeleteTerri Irwin looks gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteHaven't figured out the aussie connection- was going to mention Kym Wilson but town bike beat me to it...
I think Heath looks good- I know the hair is a mess so if he just shaved it off he would be delish!!
You can all Flame away now!!
These Hollywood "appendectomies" are pretty quick and simple compared to the kind the rest of us have. Mine burst, and it was gory beyond belief and more pain than I thought was possible to live through. Two weeks in the hospital and another two at home. Even the non-rupture variety are rather unpleasant and very painful; no one I know who had that type was out shopping a few days after surgery. I don't know what "appendectomy" is code for, but if Zac had had even the endoscopic variety I doubt he'd feel much like running around town right now.
ReplyDeleteHey judi/bryn.
ReplyDeleteI had my gall bladder out (I know, diff organ but removed the same way) via laparoscopy, and I was out of commission for a few weeks. Even though they make small incisions, the work done internally is major, and not something you recover from in a few days. They fill your stomach with air, so you look like you're six months pregnant, and that air doesn't disappear in two days. I couldn't wear jeans for a few weeks.
So, I too, am on the fence as to whether he really was in for what they're saying.
Zac has the same recovery time as Lindsay when she had her little episode early last year...
ReplyDeleteAh, okay. Thanks, TownBike. Hence Enty's crack in the last sentence. Yeah, many are from an event in Oz. Can we assume Kym works in one of the local Westfield mall stores?
ReplyDeleteOther Sundance attendees include Bijou P., Zoe Kravitz, Emily Mortimer, Mena Suvari, Olivia Wilde, Em Blunt, Ebola, Christina Lakin, Kristin Stewart, Saffron Burrows, MK Olsen, Brit Murphy, Anna Faris, maybe Amy Adams (she has a film showing but can't find a photo of her).
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ReplyDeleteHey Surfer and Bryn: Did you have MAJOR sore muscles all over? Husband was told it was from the afore-mentioned air.
ReplyDeleteHow is it possible that Olivia Newton-John and Nicole Kidman looked so young and fresh in the movies I watched as a teen, but now they look like withered old ladies, while I haven't changed much at all. Wait...oh bloody hell.
ReplyDeleteHow can a quarter-century rush by so quickly??!!
Zac must have had the same appendix operation that Lindsay had. Didn't she go out dancing that same night?
Finally...Heath Ledger was gorgeous in Knight's Tale and The Patriot. I'm still crushing on him from those memories, no matter what he looks like these days.
So, I wonder what is up with Zac?
ReplyDeleteNicoles hair looks like one of those presidential wigs with all the powder!!
hey judi,
ReplyDeleteSore muscles - are you kidding? Sore everything. I couldn't lift my head till the meds kicked in, I needed two hands to hold a glass, couldn't get out of bed or off the couch without help. And those were the minor things. My first day back at work, one of my incisions opened and sprung a leak (don't ask), then I had an allergic reaction to the internal stitches (don't ask). Oh yeah, lost 15 pounds in two weeks. WORST experience of my life. I don't know how anyone can stand up straight after two or three days. Not possible.
Sorry for going off topic. Easier than posting my e-mail address.
surfer, at least it wasn't a total loss. You lost 15 pounds without exercising!!
ReplyDeleteI don't find Zac's "recovery" that unbelievable based on my experience. I had my gallbladder out laparoscopically as well, and it was no big deal at all...not very painful and I was pretty much back to my normal life w/in a few days. I had another similar laparoscopic surgery and was out sightseeing 2 days later (walked around for several hours). I had a 3rd laparoscopic surgery more recently, and I was not able to function normally for more than a week, and still had quite a bit of pain at the end of the 2nd week. So, it can be different for different people, and the particular surgery might go better or worse and affect recovery.
ReplyDeleteSurfer!! OMG!! That's horrible!! I was put on the couch and only got up to pee for 4 weeks. No matter how they do the incisions, it's still 2 layers of muscles to cut through to get to that area, so 3 layers of stitches. They kicked me out of the hospital 18 hrs post-op. I was not happy. Okay, sorry for being OT but I think enough of us have had this op (and the gallbladder) to know that Zac's b.s.ing everyone. So what could he have had?
ReplyDeleteLOL, Mandjo! You're right.
OMG -- Carla Bruni could be Demi Moore's double -- I thought it was DM at first. Wow -- hit me blind!!
ReplyDeleteIs that John Travolta pic from a Sears photo studio?
ReplyDeleteLOL, Peek. Grace, search for photos of Cecilia Sarkozy, his ex-wife. You'll be blinded twice.
ReplyDeleteThat's true peek, but I was pretty thin to begin with, so I had that rexy look going for a while, but all's good now.
ReplyDeleteAnd judi, sounds like you had a horrible time too, probably worse. But hey, at least they kept you overnight at the hospital - they sent me home after 7 hours! Can you believe that? And with both these surgeries, like you said, they cut the stomach muscle (like a c-section), so I think that accounts for much of the discomfort.
And calla, you're right - every experience is so different. Sorry to hear that you had three abdominal surgeries. Hope you're all better now.
judi, I just got an edumacation from searching for Cecilia. She met Nicolas when he was a just a mayor and HE PERFORMED HER WEDDING SERVICE!! Talk about meet-cute (or not).
ReplyDeletePeek, yes! She was married to the Ed Sullivan of France, a tv host named Jacques Martin. Almost incestuous. Sarkozy is hotter than Martin was (he died several years ago).
ReplyDeleteSurf, SEVEN HOURS? Almost outpatient! Aren't there laws against something like that happening? No wonder you felt like a mess.
judi - yeah, it was outpatient. They told me they'd only keep me overnight if I met certain criteria, which I didn't (although I probably should've lied just to stay!), and which I'm sure you know what they are. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnybody still up?
ReplyDeleteDid everyone just have some warm tea and go to bed after the appendix ? ;)
I'm a Francophile, so I googled Carla Bruni and found a video -- oh she takes poetry, Emily Dickinson etc and sings the poems to music...she's just too, too...you know who she reminds me of? Anyone see the 30 Rocks that feature the talented Emily Mortimer as Phoebe? Phoebe, Alec Baldwin/Jack's love interest, is superthin, elegant, soooooooo perfect, and so phony.
Ok, bewbs out, have a good night!
Heath Ledger was just found dead in his NY apt...no joke guys.
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Heath is bringing to light whole new meaning now that he's gone...
ReplyDeleteSuch a waste to die so young. I hate drugs.
ReplyDeleteHope you're happy, EL...Heath was found dead in his Manhattan apartment today, and you're one of the spent pieces of used asswipe that hounded him during his life. Fuck you, EL, you stupid piece of wannabe shit.
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