I didn't think Lindsay Lohan would ever make it to the top of the list ever again. See what happens when you try. Or not?
This is my conspiracy photo of the day. Click on the photo and make it nice and big. Is that a booger in her left nostril or something else. Of course it could be just freckles. She has them everywhere so why not inside her nose.
Felicity Huffman needs much better lighting. Don't you wish that you could just walk down a street and automatically be photoshopped.
One Hills cast member a day is all I can stand. Today the lucky person is Audrina Partridge. Not for anything special like her new boyfriend or the fact that she has joined the world of women who have been photographed getting out of a car with no panties. It is instead because she obviously did or ate something on the way to the premiere and just spilled it all over her. They are some very odd stains, but you have to love that she showed up and smiled anyway.
Adnan as a 17 year old. He is without a doubt the oldest looking 17 year old I have ever seen. You want to talk about back hair, you just know he has tons and tons.
Prince William after his first solo flight.
If you out a horse mouth on Ashlee Simpson then she could pass for Julia Roberts with that new hair color and all that work. Maybe that is what she is going for. Maybe Pete Wentz always wanted a shot at Julia and so he is having Ashlee slowly morph into Julia.
Some kind of Army roleplaying perhaps?
Your Jeopardy Question of the day. "What has Tom Cruise never felt?"
I'm guessing that Jesse Metcalfe lost some weight.
Maybe the Scientologists want a church cookbook.
The Snake Queen performing in London.
Whenever you are feeling down just go over to YouTube and type in Rex Lee and you will feel much better.
With all the reality shows around, how come Ron Jeremy doesn't have his own one yet? I think it would be great.
I was getting worried, but it turns out that Paris Hilton can still look whorish with the best of them.
This is my conspiracy photo of the day. Click on the photo and make it nice and big. Is that a booger in her left nostril or something else. Of course it could be just freckles. She has them everywhere so why not inside her nose.
Felicity Huffman needs much better lighting. Don't you wish that you could just walk down a street and automatically be photoshopped.
One Hills cast member a day is all I can stand. Today the lucky person is Audrina Partridge. Not for anything special like her new boyfriend or the fact that she has joined the world of women who have been photographed getting out of a car with no panties. It is instead because she obviously did or ate something on the way to the premiere and just spilled it all over her. They are some very odd stains, but you have to love that she showed up and smiled anyway.
Adnan as a 17 year old. He is without a doubt the oldest looking 17 year old I have ever seen. You want to talk about back hair, you just know he has tons and tons.
Prince William after his first solo flight.
If you out a horse mouth on Ashlee Simpson then she could pass for Julia Roberts with that new hair color and all that work. Maybe that is what she is going for. Maybe Pete Wentz always wanted a shot at Julia and so he is having Ashlee slowly morph into Julia.
Some kind of Army roleplaying perhaps?
Your Jeopardy Question of the day. "What has Tom Cruise never felt?"
I'm guessing that Jesse Metcalfe lost some weight.
Maybe the Scientologists want a church cookbook.
The Snake Queen performing in London.
Whenever you are feeling down just go over to YouTube and type in Rex Lee and you will feel much better.
With all the reality shows around, how come Ron Jeremy doesn't have his own one yet? I think it would be great.
I was getting worried, but it turns out that Paris Hilton can still look whorish with the best of them.
Asslee Simpson's new chin scares me - she looks like a ventriloquist's dummy.
ReplyDeleteLilo- ithinkits just skin on the inside of her nose..girl ain't that stupid to walk out wiht coke boogers is he's using again.
ReplyDeleteAdnan- im sorry but that picture looks like terrorist photo on CNN.
im just sayin!
Quick! call the personality police katie's having fun!!!!
Jess- ya thats what a coke habit does for you.
Silence is muthafuckin golden Lloyd.
whos' the whore at the bottom?
oh it's just Ron Jeremy.
damn i need to slow down when i type..sorry.
ReplyDeleteLMAO "What has Tom Cruise never felt" - Gold Ent. Pure Gold. I totally think he should be called Beverly-Leslie from now on.
ReplyDeleteI think Ashlee's new hair colour really suits her (and not just because it's my hair colour..lol).
I really like her coat.
Ron Jeremy was already on a reality show. He was Tammy Faye's buddy on Surreal Life.
ReplyDeleteLiLo - jax is right, it's a flash-reflection on her inner nose.
Anyone else check out the Royal Package? I love a man in a harness. Whoops.. that was out loud. ;)
Lindsay Lohan needs a good moisturizer. With sunscreen. She looks like she's made out of leather.
ReplyDeleteWhat is Jerry Seinfeld doing with Tom Cruise? Wasn't Seinfeld once involved with Scientology?
ReplyDeleteThat "you asshole" look that Suri is giving Seinfeld is classic.
ReplyDeletecarolmr - he was invited to check out jerry's cars. but jerry said no funny business. you can come over if you bring katie's baby.
ReplyDeleteCarol, they fall went to dinner a few nights back.
ReplyDeleteWith that outfit, Hilton's wearing whIte shoes?! Eww.
Huffman - No one looks good at the gym.
Audrina - Check the stains on Ron Jeremy's package.
Adnan - This photo was on another site last night and asked "Who is this guy?" I guessed Osama bin Laden.
Love Ashlee's hair color. She's always had that chin.
Maybe Metcalfe can mentor Eminem.
^ should read "They ALL set to dinner..." I can spell; I can't type.
ReplyDeleteJesus. Nevermind. I'm just going to read for the rest of the day.
ReplyDeleteLiLo: I believe the phrase is "broke-ass weave."
ReplyDeleteAlso, too much spray-tan and/or bronzer. Her skin is orange.
Adnan: He looks like a 35-year-old child molester. One of those guys that gets busted by what's-his-face reporter on those "Dateline: To Catch a Predator" shows.
Why is baby Suri wearing no coat? Everyone else in that picture has on long sleeves. Does the barley water make her work up a sweat?
ReplyDeleteThanks, captivagrl and judi.
ReplyDeleteLilo has always had a problem with self tanner and bronzer. That girl just doesn't know when to stop!
ReplyDeleteDid you guys see those pap pics (from who knows how long ago) that showed her with crazy self tanner stains on her hands? Does the bitch not read? Every container tells you to wash your hands after every application.
Maybe little Suri IS a robot like her mommy and doesn't actually need protection from the cold like real humans? Maybe that's why she's still carrying around a bottle. They're trying to make us believe she needs daily sustenance.
Ha Ha.
@ jax: LOL
ReplyDelete@ judi: Ya know, looking at the nose and the smile in Adnan's picture, coupled with those horrendous '70s glasses frames...it sorta does look like it could be an old pic of Osama bin Laden
And I try not to look at Ron Jeremy too often, but those stains are hilarious.
LMAO at Kara's sweet face and then reading her comment, "Does the bitch not read?"
ReplyDeleteYou kill me.
LOL, Jax!
Mandythegreat, maybe it's the koolaid they'll have her drinking before you know it.
Am I the only one in the world who is totally skeeved out by Ron Jeremy?
jesse metcalfe is a douche! i rode on a plane with him (united, but first class, no private jet for him!) at the height of his des. hwives fame and he was such an ass to the flight attendants, and passengers who actually cared who he was.
ReplyDeleteand, i swear to GOD, he was with his boyfriend.
he waited until everyone was off the plane to get off. like anybody cared.
he is very deserving of his z list status...
girl is still stupid enough to walk the red carpet (looking like she's a whisker away from tara reidville) after having done some opiates.
ReplyDeletenice pinned pupils - and NO they aren't flashes since others at the same event, under hte same light don't have pin pricks.
i can't believe readers here look at a nerdy picture of a brown guy and see terrorist.
what is this, perezhilton?
tsk tsk, your bigotry is showing people.
Twisted: No. You're not. Ron Jeremy freaks me out. I've heard he's supposed to be all charming and unthreatening, but...ick. I don't want to see him naked OR clothed. I just don't want to see him.
ReplyDeleteLOL, LOVE your name "shiny_special_one".
ReplyDelete"my eyes, oh my eyes". I'd like to thank those *sarcasm* who pointed out the stains on Ron Jeremy's pants and made me look at his crotch...
so I went back up and looked at the royal package again and it's all better now...:0)
Amen, Shiny!! Just seeing him coming on to anything that moved on Surreal Life made me vomit.
ReplyDeleteEeeewww....
jindi you got there before me, my thoughts exactly. This blog has always been head and shoulders above many others, it's a shame to lower the standard by showing narrow mindedness. If I was from an asian background I would be hurt and offended by some of the comments. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'd like to add, if I could bend like snake lady does, my husband would never bitch about the credit card bill ever again!
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O Hai Prince Codpiece !!!
ReplyDeleteLindsay is most def stupid enough to go out with Coke Boogs. The sense of entitlement and above all law is so prevelant with this generation of H'wood kids, nothing surprises me.
!!!no mas Parasite, por favor!!!!
Flight gear makes anyone look hot. Must add that to the wardrobe.
ReplyDeleteParis looks like she's wearing stirrup pants. I can't wait until one of them starts wearing frilly ankle socks with their heels - let's see how far they'll REALLY take the 80's trends.
ReplyDeleteGive me a break people..i said in that picture he looks like fricken terrorist from CNN..he does , big deal-get over it.
ReplyDeleteLike this fucker deserves my respect.
LOL - I don't think 'terrorists' are a protected group.
ReplyDeletei know..and now ill be a big bigot, whatever that couldnt be further from the truth.
ReplyDeleteBTW-I never said he looks like a Iraqi terorist or a Pakistani..i said a terrorist...you took it to that level, not me.
I never said he looks like a Iraqi terorist or a Pakistani..i said a terrorist...you took it to that level, not me.
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing. You just said terrorist and a couple peeps jumped to conclusions. Well, hopefully this is just a knee jerk response and not how they really think. Either that or people are getting their hate days mixed up. Yesterday I was attacked when it should have been Cap and today it's you, when it should be me.
Are they NOT getting the memo?
Jesus.H.Christ Lindsay looks old there. I need to cleanse my eyes by watching Mean Girls again. So young and non-orange back then.
ReplyDeletei know..how many people make Unibomber jokes about white guys?
ReplyDeleteTerrorists come in all shapes and colours. it was more the quality of the pic than anything else that made me think CNN.
rant over. tomorrows friday!
is that a tongue on that toilet seat? awesome.
It's a tongue coming out of the toilet. I'm not sure what that means. Could be that all our blah blah blahing here is only meant for the toilet, or I have some deep seeded desire to have a tongue as a bidet. Christian Bale's tongue, if possible.
ReplyDeleteTwo Twists 1 cup?
ReplyDeleteOk peeps..Im out. Have to get my teeth cleaned (and mouth washed out). oh i know you're jealous.
See ya friday!!
try not to lose your freakin mind till then Britney.
Behave! (like THAT'S gonna happen!)
ReplyDeleteLohan's hair looks so alien on her head. I just can't hate on it enough. It would probably look gorgeous on someone with the right skin coloring.
ReplyDeleteAlso, a note to Ms. Hilton: quit trying to make dark hose and white shoes happen, honey. You don't look quirky and cool; you look like you shopped the after-Halloween clearance sale at Party City.
ReplyDeleteCan we pass on the whole making ADNAN a celeb? I mean, did we not learn our lesson with K-Fed? We're never going to be rid of him now.
ReplyDeletesince when did it bcome UN-PC to dis terrorists???? Do they fall under the endangered species act? I mean, I'm the first to be a little offended by latent sexism, racism and homophobia BUT terrrorists, really? come on now
ReplyDeletekelly—i agree. Like a bad rash, this kind of faux-celebrity shit needs to be caught early and neutralized fast.
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe Paris Hilton gets the amount of attention and validation she does. Ugh, that pic of her makes me want to vomit. The hat, the stirrup pants, the white shoes...to borrow from peek freans, "I just can't hate on her enough."
I think Suri is asking dad "Is that a SP?"
ReplyDeleteI think katie is cute. I wonder how her kid turned out to be so fugly. I was hoping we wouldnt have to see the two skanks again Enty. What the fuck?
ReplyDeleteLindsay looks like a broke ass 80s Hooker Barbie.
ReplyDeleteMy cock is large than Ron Jeremy's, and it isn't infested with STDs.
ReplyDeleteBTW, did anyone catch the story about Jeremy's rape arrest in Michigan two years ago?
Twisted, your avatar means you're a potty mouth! We knew this already though. ;-)
ReplyDeleteEven terrorists have feelings.
ReplyDeleteAnd they love to inspire feelings in others too. Mostly feelings of terror.
Brenda, that's it!!! Brilliant! And unfortunately, true.
ReplyDeleteEven terrorists have feelings.
And they love to inspire feelings in others too. Mostly feelings of terror.
LMAO!!!!!!
thank you for Prince William. A nice tonic. He looks lovely in his flight suit!
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ReplyDeleteWhat's with the JLo squint? More female celebs are doing this and it looks stupid. Actually I think the first to do it was Melania Trump. Lame.
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