Monday, January 07, 2008

Random Photos Part One

It was a choice between Amy Adams and Amy Winehouse for the top spot. I actually don't think Ms. Winehouse would know if she was at the top or bottom or just caught in the middle. Anyway, Amy Adams looks heavenly as usual.
Back from her "vacation" and back in London, Amy perfects the street walker look. Seriously, if you were walking or driving down a street and you saw someone in this outfit in London at night in January and looking this strung out and you didn't know she was a famous singer, you know that you would think she was turning tricks.
I don't get many requests for Javier Bardem, but there are some. This is for you.
How many of you knew this group is called House of the Holy Afro? Seriously, and they were performing in Sydney over the weekend.
Forget about the kid or whether Gavin is off with a tranny. Look at those heels on Gwen Stefani. They are almost up to the kid's knees. Not exactly going to the park kind of shoes.
Two people open up the limo door, reach in, lift Ellen Barkin out, and then place her here for photos. They try to rotate her every couple of minutes so the pigeons don't get too familiar with her. After the photos they load her back up in the car, slap a fed ex sticker on her head and she is off to the next city. During the whole process she neither blinks nor speaks , and is reduced to a few grunts which sound like the words more botox please.
Daniel Day Lewis' nose really does take a hard right turn about halfway down doesn't it?
I am just glad someone gave Niki Taylor a job. If I saw one more whiny article where she complains about the world and her life and on and on and on. Yes, you have had a tough life, but it was pretty damn good for awhile. Better than most people ever have it, so just stop whining. Sorry you don't have as much money as you used to and that your husband isn't a billionaire, but just get over yourself. By the way I heard your new show really sucks. Actually I didn't hear that, I just dislike Niki Taylor immensely.
Not as much as I dislike Michael Lohan though. At least he and Lindsay split the money 50/50 for allowing the photo.
When I need some cheering up, Mia Kirshner is the person to call. She doesn't look it, but seriously, she is funny as hell, and has an obsession with the game duck duck goose.
I don't really have anything to say about Maggie Gyllenhaal or Peter Saarsgard except that we haven't seen them around in awhile.
Jennifer Beals. An amazing person and unlike Niki Taylor, didn't bitch every five seconds if someone wouldn't give her a job or cry when they heard her story. Instead Jennifer worked her ass off and finally has made her way back to the top.


28 comments:

  1. I love Jennifer Beals.

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  2. Anonymous1:24 PM

    it sounds like Gyll/Gaard and Mia Kirschner might be BI hints? Duck duck goose? haven't seen them for awhile... hmmm

    Daniel Day Lewis should've been in a pirate movie, he already has the hoop earrings.

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  3. Anonymous1:25 PM

    Ellen Barkin: what is it about the ENORMOUS foreheads on female celebrities these days? Have the constant hair products and dye jobs caused their hair to fall out? Or does Botox eventually kill the hair follicles around their forehead?

    It's amazing how many of these women look to be bald almost to the top of their head. No wonder bangs are in again!

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  4. dnfrommn, I thought those sounded like BI hints, too.

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  5. What a friggin' photo op that is for Gwen, hells, makeup and hair done up. Oh Gwen, you are so kind to feed the ducks, but it took you more time to get ready.

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  6. Gavin was there with them..it was after a photo shoot from what i read and saw elsewhere.

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  7. I think Maggie and Peter fit this. Ent loves Maggie, so he would think this was crazy. I can't remember if they married yet though.



    2 This one almost makes me want to jump up and down and scream. Unfortunately I am physically unable to do so. But on the inside. The inside it is happening. Married couple. A list celebrities, but B list in their chosen profession if you judge their recent results. Husband was kicked out. He cheated. If you saw who this was, you would be jumping up and down too. Unfortunately, he is probably going to be allowed back into the house because they can't stop appearing in public together. I can't believe he cheated. Crazy.

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  8. Anonymous1:58 PM

    When I first saw that pic from House of Holy Afro, I thought it was Lauryn Hill, I really did.

    Sad.

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  9. ahh Lauryn Hill..why you gotta be that way? The Miseducation of.. was the bomb diggety.ya i said it.
    Get rid of the crazy and come back my sweet bird of song.

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  10. Ellen made a shit load of money from her divorce with Ron so if she wants be a statue, mannequin or a robotic blow-up doll thats her bizness.

    Shit i hope my face is that frozen when I'm 95...I don't want to pick my chicken wabble off the floor at that age. Would you?!

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  11. What is wrong with Amy's leg? :/

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  12. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Honey, Gwen's not going to go check the mail without a full face of makeup.

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  14. alisonthe1st......which leg are you referring to??? they both look pretty disgusting to me!!!!!!!!!!....lol redgurl72...gwen's hair makes me nervous too.....i need to see her differently...maybe not so "photo oppish". i would like to see her look "au naturale (SP?)" like us regular moms for once!

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  15. don't get many requests for Javier Bardem, but there are some. This is for you.,

    Thanks Ent, I know you're talking to me. ;)

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  16. OK, so then Jennifer Beals is the answer to a blind, right?

    Which one?

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  17. I second the motion for more Javier Bardem!

    Why does Peter Saarsgard give me that a-hole vibe? I hope I'm reading it wrong, because I love Maggie G.

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  18. The text that accompanied the Ellen Barkin picture made me laugh out loud, even after several readings.

    Good one!

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  19. Fracesca..maybe you shouldn't put your vibe there.

    zing!

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  20. A link of Gwen au naturel last week for you....

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/01/01/gwen-stefani-gavin-rossdale-new-years-eve/

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  21. Well, Ellen Barkin also has chronic back pain (and yes, I've read an article where she said the heels help--and honestly, they do! Heels help when I have back pain. Also, re: Mia Kirschner, how can you tell whether or not someone is funny based on how they look?

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  22. Oh, sorry...if I wasn't making sense, I meant, if Ellen Barkin holds her body kind of stiffly, back pain does that. That is all!

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  23. If shes who I think she is (without IMDbing her), I really like Mia Kershner. But its been like 10 or so years since I've seen her in anything. maybe more like 7, but whatevski. New Best Friend, I loved that movie back in the day.
    I should watch it again.

    and Jennifer Beals! I just watched The Anniversary Party 2 nights ago. Favorite Movie. Ever.

    ok, off to nurse this headache.

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  24. "Two people open up the limo door, reach in, lift Ellen Barkin out, and then place her here for photos. They try to rotate her every couple of minutes so the pigeons don't get too familiar with her. After the photos they load her back up in the car, slap a fed ex sticker on her head and she is off to the next city. During the whole process she neither blinks nor speaks , and is reduced to a few grunts which sound like the words more botox please."

    OMG, I was choking at that one. You outdid yourself with that one, Ent. I have chronic back pain but I don't look like that. Then again, I have wrinkles and can actually laugh and bend my knees.

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  25. I had to laugh reading the rant on Nikki Taylor. She has always made statements about how Keith Urban was at fault for the break up of their relationship but has never owned up to her own part in it. She was as big of a partier as he was!!

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  26. Well, I didn't ask for Javier Bardem, but it's nice to see him all the same! That's one hot guy.

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  27. Kory, there are tons of women who wouldn't be caught DEAD outside without makeup on.

    (Re: Jax's photoshoot remark:) If I was leaving a photo shoot where they did mah hair and makeup and I looked gooood, I would definetely not remove it.

    That being said, I always see her playing and doting on that child and I love her for that. Maybe she needs to adopt Britney's kids...

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  28. Nikki Taylor, a model, decided to get a tattoo on her wrist. Back in late 90s digital imagery, we had to photoshop it out of all the photos. Or doctor old photos from when she was like, 13, to look 'recent'. Pain in the ass.

    Folks, if you want to model, think twice before the size and placement of any tatoo. better yet, don't!

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