Tuesday, January 15, 2008
NY Daily News Blind Item
Which acting legend in a current release once offered a national beauty queen a vial of cocaine during a daytime golf round? While the lady declined, he seemed not to realize his coke had been clogged with moisture and sticky globs fell out of his schnoz the rest of the afternoon.
This reeks of Nicholson to me, although I don't know anything about the golf part, or the beauty queen part.
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson, I presume?
ReplyDeleteGotta be Jack Nicholson.
ReplyDeleteJack was totally my first guess.
ReplyDeleteSo my friend has this really funny thing that she does. Whenever she meets a famous star, she comes up with the crappiest movie that she can think of that they have been in. So she meets Jack and says 'Oh I am such a fan of yours! He says 'Thank you.' She says 'I loved in Wolf.' He replies umm yeah Thank you.' Priceless.
ReplyDeleteIt's Jack. A friend worked on As Good as It Gets and said Jack was a major coke-fiend on set.
ReplyDeleteNYDN blinds are easy. I'm surprised he gets away with it. This one doesn't have a guess as to when it happened though.
How attractive, coke-boogies! I can't imagine why they didn't end up together?
ReplyDeletewhy would this even be a blind-item? i don't think jackie boy cares what people say about him anyways.
ReplyDelete....maybe he looked in the mirror later, realized his faux pau, and threw a golf club through the windshield of a passing motorist out of dispair?
ReplyDeletejack. only a true cokehead legend could make $60,000,000 doing Batman.
ReplyDeletehe's a lech..greasy coked up perv..legend or not.
ReplyDeleterare avis, that is brilliant. If I met celebrities on a regular basis, I would totally copy your friend. "Mr. Clooney, I just loved you in One Fine Day."
ReplyDelete...what about Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?
ReplyDeleteYep Yep
ReplyDeleteHeeeeeeeere's Johnny
I agree with you, Jax. The only difference between him and greasy, horny, coked-up Brandon Davis is a career.
ReplyDeleterare avis - i love it......hey michelle! ms. pfeiffer! i love your work! can i get an autograph? your performance in Grease 2 was incredible!
ReplyDelete"Wow Brad..nice to meet you Mr. Pitt. I LOVED you on Head of the Class."
ReplyDelete"George, your role on Facts of Life changed my life! And don't even get me started on the Booker years"
takeme2espana, get your facts right...
ReplyDeleteIt was "Return of the Killer Tomatoes". Speaking about "Attack" would totally ruin your credibility in front of him.
Jack's no doubt correct but I was thinking Will Smith because of them mentioning 'Legend'and current release.
ReplyDeleteThis is a great game. I'll start. Julia Roberts, I am a huge fan, I love you in.....
ReplyDeletethe only "huge fan" julia has weighs 350lbs.
ReplyDeleteheh.. Brad your turn in the chicken suit for El Pollo Loco was truly inspirational. Is that what lead to your getting that pringles commercial?
ReplyDeleteWhy does it feel like Jack Nicholson's part in The Departed is the closest to who he really is as a person? EEW
ReplyDeleteGolly Ms. Roberts. You were something in Hook.
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you Mr. Damon, I loved you in ...
ReplyDeleteAngela...so true! And my credibility would SO be still on the line at that point ;)
ReplyDeletere: Matt Damon.."That episode of Will and Grace.."
Julia, I loved you in Satisfaction
ReplyDeletejulia... mystic pizza was surely your best work! sorry its been downhill from there.
ReplyDeleteit is that saucy boy, gentleman Jack!!
ReplyDeletedivabunny: same goes for Matt Damon, the way this game is played :D
ReplyDeleteNow, what would we do if we met Keanu Reeves? He's never good in anything....
Gotta be Jack. Musta been hitting the downstairs cocaine.
ReplyDeleteAlice.W said...
ReplyDelete>>>Jack's no doubt correct but I was thinking Will Smith because of them mentioning 'Legend' and current release.
That's what came to my mind, too, actually.
I think Mystic Pizza was Julia's best work. She wasn't such a troll back then.
ReplyDeleteYikes. I think Suckno is rubbing off on me. That reads badly.