Nicolas Cage Whines About Kathleen Turner

Nicolas Cage has been running around telling anyone who will listen that all the stories Kathleen Turner reveals about him in her new book are lies. If you recall, yesterday I printed some sections from Kathleen's new book which is coming out soon. Just so we can see exactly what Nic Cage is whining to mommy about, lets go ahead and post it again so we get a really good idea of exactly why Kathleen Turner detests him.

"Everything Francis (Ford Coppola) wanted him (Cage) to do, he went against to show that he wasn't under his uncle's wing. "Which was ridiculous. Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it. He caused so many problems. He was arrested twice for drunk driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket."

I can just see Nic Cage and that smirk of his as he delivered the following line to Page Six, "While I recall Kathleen Turner being a great lady and wonderful actress, the credibility of her biography and her memory is at stake . . . Fact credibility should have been exercised on (her) part." He probably followed it with his fake grin and fake teeth and that little chuckle. He probably then went and yelled at his wife to stop spending so much money.

I think Jim Carrey should weigh in on this and tell us if Nicolas Cage was a jackass, or if in fact Kathleen Turner's memory has gone to hell. Hmmmm. I'm betting Jim will say Nic was a jackass.