Maybe Reggie Bush Isn't A Complete Idiot

Reggie Bush should still be on the s**tlist of every New Orleans Saints fan, but for now, he has at least done one smart thing. Rumors were everywhere today that Kim Kardashian and Reggie had got engaged. Kim told US Weekly that just isn't true. Thank you Reggie. Although they aren't engaged, I doubt more than five minutes goes by in any conversation between the pair that doesn't involve Kim talking about marriage, honeymoons, or what kind of ring she wants.

This is her exact quote. "It's not true. Not yet." Reggie is 22 years old. Do not fall for this Reggie. She will take every penny you ever hope to make. You will wake up five years from now and find yourself sucked dry. When your career and the paychecks stop, you will see Kim's very large ass heading out the door. I know, I know, she looks good and she probably strokes your ego, but hey, from what I have seen, she is pretty lousy in bed. How much did she get you to spend on her at Christmas? I bet you spent at least $100,000 on her. How much did she spend on you? Did she just give you some free stuff that she got a swag suite somewhere, or did everything have the E! logo on it.

I am telling you right now Reggie. Do not do it and do not spend anymore money on her. I'm not saying you need to break up with her. Just don't get trapped, and NEVER take her to Vegas. EVER.

P.S. Watch out for that amazon sister of hers. In the bottom photo she seems to be staring at you like she wants to be doing that bump and grind with her sister instead of you. Just saying. Go watch So I Married An Axe Murderer and you will see what I mean. Plus Nancy Travis looks good in it.

I promised a reader that the next time I posted something about Reggie Bush that I would post this video of Reggie. Enjoy.