Maybe Reggie Bush Isn't A Complete Idiot
Reggie Bush should still be on the s**tlist of every New Orleans Saints fan, but for now, he has at least done one smart thing. Rumors were everywhere today that Kim Kardashian and Reggie had got engaged. Kim told US Weekly that just isn't true. Thank you Reggie. Although they aren't engaged, I doubt more than five minutes goes by in any conversation between the pair that doesn't involve Kim talking about marriage, honeymoons, or what kind of ring she wants.
This is her exact quote. "It's not true. Not yet." Reggie is 22 years old. Do not fall for this Reggie. She will take every penny you ever hope to make. You will wake up five years from now and find yourself sucked dry. When your career and the paychecks stop, you will see Kim's very large ass heading out the door. I know, I know, she looks good and she probably strokes your ego, but hey, from what I have seen, she is pretty lousy in bed. How much did she get you to spend on her at Christmas? I bet you spent at least $100,000 on her. How much did she spend on you? Did she just give you some free stuff that she got a swag suite somewhere, or did everything have the E! logo on it.
I am telling you right now Reggie. Do not do it and do not spend anymore money on her. I'm not saying you need to break up with her. Just don't get trapped, and NEVER take her to Vegas. EVER.
P.S. Watch out for that amazon sister of hers. In the bottom photo she seems to be staring at you like she wants to be doing that bump and grind with her sister instead of you. Just saying. Go watch So I Married An Axe Murderer and you will see what I mean. Plus Nancy Travis looks good in it.
I promised a reader that the next time I posted something about Reggie Bush that I would post this video of Reggie. Enjoy.
Okay, I just have to say this. I'm not an R.B. fan, nor a Saints fan, BUT, you CAN have an injury that precludes you from playing football and still be able to walk around malls and dance. Anyone who thinks otherwise knows squat about football injuries.
ReplyDeleteWell at least Kim knows how to flaunt the only talent she has in photos. Yes, she may be appealing from behind (although not to me), but you have to paper bag the face. That's just a waste of trees. Why is she getting any exposure? We already have one Paris Hilton, why do we need a low grade copycat? Another one who needs a job.
ReplyDeleteCan we talk about how Kim is standing? There is something really stripperesque about it.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait...
Reggie honey, bring your own condoms. Always. And don't leave Kim alone with them. Ever. And take them with you when you leave. Always.
ReplyDeletewell, she has her Mom's genes
ReplyDeleteso Reggie's biggest fear
is waking up in 5 years
next to a MAN
WTF is he pointing at with his left hand in the top pic
ReplyDeleteGamma, she's able to give a guy a lap dance while he's standing. What talent!
ReplyDeleteKelly, he's pointing at the money shot. Clothed, for once.
I thought he was pushing the button that pumps up her ass, kinda like Nike Air Force Ones.
ReplyDeleteHahahaaaa!!!! TOO FUNNY, Peek!!!
ReplyDeleteReggie's bush by Nike.
OMG Twisted Sister...
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!
Catherine, you must be twisted, too. I only said it. YOU are LAUGHING at it!
ReplyDeleteThis has absolutely nothing to do w/ Reggie Bush or Kim K, but I've just gotta thank Ent for mentioning my absolute favorite movie (yes, I get lots of crazy looks when I tell people this :)) Not a huge Mike Myers fan, but I just LOVE that stupid movie. Thanks, Ent!!
ReplyDeleteOh Christ, is that her sis, yeah I guess it is. And here I was wondering how Chyna got there.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he's ok with her tricking? Cause you just know she is.
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