Like I Need Another Reason To Love Australia

If you thought the air seemed fresher in the US the past few days, and the sun just a little brighter, I don't think it is your imagination. It is actually due to the fact that Brandon Davis is not currently in the country, but is instead giving Australia some of his greasy kind of love.

Since his arrival into the country a few days ago, Brandon has been detained by Customs, (yay Customs), abandoned by his girlfriend at the airport (yay girlfriend), and ignored by the press (yay press). Brandon Davis is dating an Australian model named Cheyenne Tozzi and so he accompanied her to Australia and got an gent in Australia to try and take advantage of knowing her. He was hoping to get some gigs as party host or to sell some secrets to the tabloids, but so far he has got nothing. He makes himself available everyday at his hotel just in case someone wants to pay him a couple of bucks for anything. Hell, he will even take you back up to his room probably if you go for that kind of thing as long as there is some money involved. But, alas, for now, our greasy one was sitting in the hotel lobby and noticed some press coming his way. He started to sit up, and thought this was going to be his lucky day. Unfortunately they ignored him as did the 200 other reporters and photographers who walked within 2 feet of him as they paraded to a Kylie Minogue press conference in another part of the hotel. No one even bother to turn around. Thank You Australia. Just make sure you keep him, because we really don't want him back.