Jessica Simpson From The Other Side

Every time I post something negative about Jessica Simpson I get a flood of e-mails all saying that she is the most wonderful person on earth, and going on and on and on. I am not really a conspiracy guy, but most of the e-mails always highlight the same two or three things like they are part of a form letter. Anyway, to make Pimpa Joe and his e-mailing minions happy, I thought I would write a post from the treat Jessica like a saint side about her publicity job date she had last night with that quarterback dude, and see how it sounds. The post uses actual quotes from real people, but the rest is real kneepad stuff. Hang on a second. Kneepads are a little tough to get on. I really can't even see my knees. Okay. Got it . Here we go. Wow. They hurt.

Last night Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo showed the world they are still together. It was a party of ten for the world famous singer and her quarterback stud as they dined at Il Sole out in West Hollywood. It may have been a party of ten, but the eyes of the restaurant were focused on only one couple.

"Throughout the entire meal, Jessica and Tony kept touching and kissing and seemed oblivious to the entire world. " said one source. Another witness to this hottest couple since Romeo & Juliet said “Jessica had no makeup on and her hair was thrown to the side in a bun. She seemed very comfortable and laid back with Tony and not at all worried about looking good or impressing him.”

At one point, Simpson, known most for her number one albums and dedication to the people at Operation Smile, was chatting with her well paid and loved assistant Cacee Cobb when Tony, in a gesture straight from the movies, "put his finger under her chin and turned her face towards him and gave her a long kiss while holding her face in his palm,” a witness says.

At that point the crows at the restaurant broke into a round of applause. Diners were crying at the sight of such passion and romance between a couple. Several diners, caught up in the emotion, proposed marriage to the people they were with.

Simpson had pasta with extra Parmesan cheese and drank Veuve Clicquot; Romo sipped on red wine but barely touched his food as he couldn't stop staring at Jessica. “They ate off each other’s plates!” said one onlooker. "At one point, Jessica started feeding Tony because he just could not stop looking at Jessica." continued the source.

“Jess and Tony were whispering in each others ears and having private conversations,” the witness adds. “A few times it looked like Jessica had to fill Tony in on the inside jokes between her old friends. She would tell him a story and then rest her head on his shoulder.”

Afterward, they hit up the Metal Skool karaoke night at the Key Club in Los Angeles, where Romo serenaded Simpson. "He was singing directly to her — and she was on cloud nine," a witness said.

This is the way love should be.