Jeremy Piven Wants Dita von Teese

Showing that he is not afraid to go where Marilyn Manson has been before, Jeremy Piven has been acting like a school kid with a gold star to take home to mommy. It seems that the great actor and prime jackass has a little thing for Dita von Teese. Must have seen some of her new porn photos that have been passed around. If you haven't seen them I will spare you the actual photos. Lets just say that she and another woman are sharing some quality time with a tool they are using simultaneously.

Anyway, Piven was running around gifting suites last week looking for dresses for her thinking it would impress her or something. He obviously doesn't know about the other multi-millionaires who are always buying her things to wear. Still, it is kind of endearing and kind of romantic in a stalkerish kind of way. I say stalkerish because they have only met once. Dita found out about the whole getting free stuff from Jeremy because he didn't know what size she wears. Dita's lawyer encouraged Piven to step up and be a man and basically told him that Dita was available for the right man. "She is single, and she's not dating, so he should step up to the plate because there's a lot of guys interested."

One guy who is not interested is me. Oh, I think she is gorgeous. I just think Marilyn cursed her vayjay before he left or did something else or left something else, and I just don't want to have those images in my head. Make them stop. Jeremy has no qualms about anything having to do with sex so I will let him fill the breach or whatever else he wants to fill. Hopefully Dita will give him a chance, and also while she is at it, get him to stop being such an ass.