Jenna Jameson Retires From Porn
Over the weekend at the AVN Expo, 74 year old Jenna Jameson announced her retirement from porn. Yes, I know she is only 33 in actual, physical years on this earth, but calling her 74 is being generous. Jenna Jameson has not been hot for a very long time, and her addiction to plastic surgery has basically ruined and scarred and ravaged her body even more than 15 years of having sex with thousands of people each year.
Like any famous athlete who is well past their prime, Jenna had to announce her decision in front of the world. Since the world didn't want to come she just did in front of other porn stars and pervs. To view the announcement, watch the damn video below, and then go take the damn tour. The boos you hear in the audience are from doctors who have not had a chance to work their scalpel magic yet, and probably won't get a chance.
Jenna who was the star of such classics as Cum Dumpsters I, On Her Back, and Swallopalooza will best be remembered for, well nothing actually. She is a porn star. People were crying at this damn press conference like Jenna was the second coming or something. The only difference between Jenna and a hooker is that hookers aren't usually on film unless you are watching COPS.
