I Demand A Recount

The Razzie Nominations came out this morning and there is no mention anywhere of Blonde Ambition or Jessica Simpson. I had so counted on Jessica finally winning an award and I know she would have been there accepting it in person, because. hey, lets face it, unless she turns to porn and wins an AVN Award a Razzie is about as good as it is going to get for her.

The reason she or the film did not get a nomination is that it was not released in enough theaters to qualify as a release and therefore she was spared the ignonimity of a nomination.

I actually think that Lindsay Lohan getting nominated is a good thing for her. Unlike Jessica Simpson, I think most of us believe that Lindsay Lohan can actually be a good actress. I think she should show up at the awards and accept it and be as self deprecating as possible. People would totally shift to her side in the public relations war, and as long as she doesn't have sex with every member of the audience it should be a win win for her. Did I just type win/win in this blog. Hang on while I get my gun. This could be a bit messy.

While I clean up, you can take a look at the nominees.

Nominations Per Picture

I KNOW WHO KILLED ME = 9 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Horror Movie, Screenplay, Director, Remake/Rip-Off,
Supporting Actress, Actress (2x), Picture

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY = 8 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Screenplay, Director, Supporting Actor (2x) Supporting Actress, Actor, Picture

NORBIT = 8 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Screenplay, Director, Supporting Actor, Supporting Actress, Actor (2x) Picture

BRATZ = 5 Nominations
Worst Screen Couple, Remake/Rip-Off, Supporting Actor, Actress, Picture

DADDY DAY CAMP = 5 Nominations
Worst Screenplay, Director, Prequel/Sequel, Actor, Picture

CAPTIVITY = 3 Nominations
Worst Excuse for a Horror Movie, Director, Actress