Hip Hop Stars Don't Do Drugs

I didn't know hip hop stars weren't allowed to use drugs, but Lil' Wayne says so therefore it must be true. Last week Lil' Wayne was arrested on three felony counts by Arizona police and now faces charges of possession of a narcotic drug for sale, possession of dangerous drugs, possession of drug paraphernalia and misconduct involving weapons.

It was all of course just a big misunderstanding according to Lil' Wayne. On Saturday, Lil' Wayne was playing a show in Richmond, Virginia when he said to the crowd, "A junkie can't do what the f**k I do. I try to tell them (police). I am the ultimate high, understand? I am my drug, you understand me?"

Apparently Lil' Wayne likes taking his own drugs a lot because he was previously arrested on drug charges in Atlanta, Georgia in 2006. He is also currently facing illegal gun possession charges and is due to appear in court in New York to face those counts at the end of February.

As far as I'm concerned, you walk up to the police and tell them you are the ultimate high, and that you are your own drug, I start looking for drugs. Maybe he just uses all the alleged drugs found in his possession to use as a demonstration or prop in front of his audiences to educate them on the evil of drugs and how they should turn away from drugs and turn to Lil' Wayne instead for their high.

That education theory works really well in practice, but it is tough to tell a cop they are just for show when you keep getting arrested for it repeatedly. Kind of like the guy with all the child pron on the computers who are just doing it for research for a book. Meanwhile the guy can't even read.