Fabio Still Wants A Piece Of Clooney
No, not that kind of piece you pervs. Besides it's not Friday yet. Back in November if you will recall, George Clooney and Fabio started yelling at each other in a restaurant. In this month's Details Magazine, Fabio talks about the incident in detail and how he really, really, really regrets not kicking the ever loving crap out of George Clooney. I'm not saying I agree with fighting or that pretty boy Fabio could do the ass kicking, but I think George could use an ass kicking IF what Fabio says happened is true.
Fabio says that he was dining with some women and one of the women overheard George Clooney calling her "a fat cow." Fabio then got up and confronted George who thought that the women had been trying to take photos of him. Fabio also alleges that George was drunk off his ass.
Fabio apologized to George if he thought the women were taking photos which they weren't. Here is how Fabio puts it exactly. (with accent) "I apologized and he started being rude so I put him in his place... I went back to my table and as soon as I sit down he paid his bill, got up and he started insulting the girls. He called the women names. At that point I lost my temper. I went after him and he ran out of the restaurant."
"I could have f---ed him up. Oh my god, I could have beaten the s--- out of him. I am still so p---ed at him."
Well, if what you say is true Fabio, then yes, you should have kicked George's ass and when you got sued or arrested or both, the truth would have come out, George's career would have gone into the toilet and you could do a guest shot on next year's Surreal Life. Seriously though, I am glad you gave him a scare, and it would have been fun to see Clooney running away like a little girl.