Do you remember all the old Death Wish movies? They cracked me up because Charles Bronson just didn't seem like the kind of guy who would go after people who wrong him or members of his family. Michael Lohan is set to star in a real life version of those films. Because it has been at least two weeks since he has been in the news, Michael Lohan decided to make some of his own. He started calling random tabloids saying that he was going to get even with the guys who used to sell Lindsay Lohan drugs. I think he is more afraid of what the former drug dealers are going to say in their story which is for sale. Do you think Michael is afraid that they are going to name his name as well as Lindsay's? Wouldn't it be something if Lindsay couldn't drive to get her drugs so Michael drove her, and also had Lindsay pay for his because he didn't have any money?
Michael said: "God is going to get even with this guy. He's destroyed a lot of lives. "I've been looking for the people who've been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I'm going to find these guys and I'm going to expose them."
As I said above, the guys are trying to expose themselves by selling their story. I think Michael just wants to find them first. I don't know what he can offer them since he doesn't have money. I guess he could offer up the ex or something.
One thing I can't see is Michael actually confronting anyone unless there are about ten layers of armed guards between him and anyone even half dangerous. This guys is like a rat who only shows up when he can gain something with little or no chance of it backfiring at him. Out of all the bad celebrity dads, I would rank him the worst. Thora Birch's dad is creepy and Pimpa Joe is a perv, but all Michael does is literally attach himself to Lindsay and leech what he can. From now on Michael Lohan is The Leech.
*rolling eyes* She's a big girl Michael, she knows the difference between right and wrong. She certainly doesn't need daddy embarrassing her by stepping in. Besides that, why would the dealers care who they sell to? They just wanna make a buck or two hundred thousand.
ReplyDeleteHe just doesn't see how transparent he is. The whole Lohan family is sad. I wonder how much Ali has experimented with drugs? She may be young, but she also had Michael, Dina and Lindsay to look up to.
ReplyDeleteI wished I cared.
ReplyDeleteOkay, not really.
Well in my opini....zzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeleteLOL Brenda! I was dozing off myself trying to finish reading this. Can all these people just GO AWAY?? We don't want to read about you anymore. Get a regular job and try to live the rest of your life like the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteSo, what....does my mother get to take out some vendetta against Timmy's for making yummy delicious coffee that I'd step over my own dying granny for?
ReplyDeleteHave another hit, MiLo.
my brother was in construction and "knew people" back in the early '80s.
ReplyDeletehe offered to have the asshole i divorced back then "taken care of".
now, that's love, i tells ya!
Maybe Michael wants to score some blow and Linds has better connections. If he's so into sobriety that he's opening a half way house, he may want to think on the whole personal responsibility issues his daughter has.
ReplyDeleteShe threw her career away on dope because she likes it, nobody held her down forcing anything on her. He's a tard.