Death Wish 6 - Starring Michael Lohan
Do you remember all the old Death Wish movies? They cracked me up because Charles Bronson just didn't seem like the kind of guy who would go after people who wrong him or members of his family. Michael Lohan is set to star in a real life version of those films. Because it has been at least two weeks since he has been in the news, Michael Lohan decided to make some of his own. He started calling random tabloids saying that he was going to get even with the guys who used to sell Lindsay Lohan drugs. I think he is more afraid of what the former drug dealers are going to say in their story which is for sale. Do you think Michael is afraid that they are going to name his name as well as Lindsay's? Wouldn't it be something if Lindsay couldn't drive to get her drugs so Michael drove her, and also had Lindsay pay for his because he didn't have any money?
Michael said: "God is going to get even with this guy. He's destroyed a lot of lives. "I've been looking for the people who've been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I'm going to find these guys and I'm going to expose them."
As I said above, the guys are trying to expose themselves by selling their story. I think Michael just wants to find them first. I don't know what he can offer them since he doesn't have money. I guess he could offer up the ex or something.
One thing I can't see is Michael actually confronting anyone unless there are about ten layers of armed guards between him and anyone even half dangerous. This guys is like a rat who only shows up when he can gain something with little or no chance of it backfiring at him. Out of all the bad celebrity dads, I would rank him the worst. Thora Birch's dad is creepy and Pimpa Joe is a perv, but all Michael does is literally attach himself to Lindsay and leech what he can. From now on Michael Lohan is The Leech.
