Britney Likes To Role Play

Over time, many couples will take a turn or two at roleplaying to keep things interesting in their sex life. I know that one of my ex-wives was very fond of playing the rich housewife and sales clerk. Unfortunately, this also is what happened in real life, and thus as she was spending every last penny, she was also screwing the sales clerk. So, from now on I just limit my sexual adventures to deciding between amateur porn or Sears catalogs.

Britney will roleplay even when she has only been with a guy once or twice. I think this is not so she can turn the guy on in another way or roleplay as someone else, but because she is either so bored with always having sex that she likes to pretend she is someone else, or if in fact, she has sex with so many different guys because she has so many personalities.

I get the feeling that Britney isn't even sure who she is sleeping with or how many people she has slept with, or if she is even sleeping by herself. How can she even keep track of how many hotel rooms she has paid for to have sex with guys for a few hours, and then leave.

I have no idea about how multiple personality disorders work except for watching that old Sally Field movie, but I really do think that Britney thinks she is different people and has different roles she plays for each one of the people. Unfortunately for her, most of her characters enjoy flashing the world, having sex with strangers, and don't give a crap about her kids. Hopefully they all want to use protection and have their tubes tied.