Today's Blind Items--Jackass

Have to have a Jackass on Christmas Eve right? Tis the season and all that. I'm not sure this guy got coal, but I do know he spent 3 hours locked inside a bathroom at a Cisco Adler party. This is a different night however.

This male "singer"/talk show dude decided to get drunk. He got so blindingly drunk that when he went to his hotel room he couldn't get the keycard into the door of his room. He then went down to the front desk, told the desk clerk what room he was trying to get into and that the hotel sucked, the clerk's family sucked and that if he didn't get into his room right now that he was going to keep yelling and abusing the poor clerk all damn night. The clerk gave him a new key, and the "singer" returned to the room. This time the key worked. Without turning on the lights he got into bed. Unfortunately he got into the bed of an elderly woman who was the rightful guest of the room. She obviously didn't know she was sharing the bed of a famous "singer" and instead began screaming at the top of her lungs for help. Security came and our "singer" realized that maybe the elderly woman's room wasn't actually the room he was checked into for the night. Not even the correct floor. Never did apologize to the desk clerk either.