Random Photos Part One

This photograph actually was taken BEFORE the party began. I'm thinking that James Gandolfini may have started a little early. OK, maybe a lot early like Bloody Mary's at breakfast and going on right through the day.
I love The Hoosiers. I also love the Top Of The Pops holiday episode. It always seems like they have the best bands for this one episode and also some cool surprises. This year they even had The Proclaimers. I thought they were dead, but nope, there they were still making a living off that one song. Being a one hit wonder isn't bad if it is a song that has some life and is not something like the Macarena.
I have decided that Nicola Roberts (middle) of Girls Aloud serves much the same purpose as Mel C in the Spice Girls. You need one person who just can be pointed to as the not as attractive as the other members of the group. I'm not saying Nicola is ugly, I am saying though that looking like an extra from the television show Dallas is probably not her best look.
Normally if you saw a mother buying a stuffed animal the night before Christmas you would think she was buying a little extra present for one of her children. When it is Britney Spears and a Rite-Aid you start to wonder if she is going to go home and ride it or smoke the stuffing or a million other possibilities. No one even assumes it will end up in the hands of one of her sons.
I think Paris Hilton really did have last minute shopping to do. She is not whored up, and honestly with the exception of her dogs looks like almost any other shopper you would run into an hour before the stores close with 10 items left on your list to get. I may even be so bold as to say that this photo is the most normal Paris has looked in several years. She almost even looks human.
Mariah Carey on the other hand. Never normal, and her dog looks like he wants to make a break for it as soon as the assistant comes to get him. I didn't even know you could get cleavage in a ski jacket, and I sure as hell know that Mariah could use a slightly larger size of jeans for next year. If she breathes out, she and the dog are going to be blown up.
With all the money Kate Moss spends on drugs in a year, I think she feels guilty and I think that if you are her child or her current boyfriend she is probably one hell of a gift giver. She would really have to be to make you forget that she had sex with Pete Doherty for a few years.
You do realize that to fill up the gas tank of this truck costs about 10% of Blonde Ambition's gross ticket sales. Now remember, the theatre gets half which leaves about $500 for everyone else to split. Nice.
Nicole Richie should be very thankful for Joel Madden. This guy is a publicist's dream. Do you think that Nicole would ever have created a charitable foundation or done any charity work without Joel. He almost makes her normal. Almost.