Random Photos Part One
Adam Sandler and his daughter Sadie do their best imitation of the Suri and Tom Cruise look-a-like hair.
I'm not sure about this whole Adrian Grenier Jessica Stam thing.
Marcia Cross made sure that Teri Hatcher got one of the bags before they left. I applaud Marcia and Teri for doing this, but the object is to feed the people of the world, and to do that they need food, not just random free crap various companies want to give out to Marcia and Teri. Someone who only gets a bowl of rice everyday is not going to be feeling very well after eating a box of Godiva chocolates. I guess while they are recovering though, they can read the liner notes to the CD's since they probably don't have a damn CD player or electricity to play it.
Wow. This is a random photo opportunity for Liv Tyler. I can tell by the perfectly done hair and makeup.
Mr. Johnny Marr. Enough said.
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks really good for a change. I have been meaning to comment on something she wrote on her website after the bikini photos came out and people said she was fat. She said something along the lines of being a size 2 isn't fat. I agree, a size two isn't fat, nor are many other sizes. What she did though was write it in such a way that people would think she was a size 2 and so horribly wrong in their criticism of her and really look like assholes. The only problem is that Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't a size two and is doing a disservice to women who think she is a size two and therefore try and emulate her. Jennifer Love Hewitt is not fat, but she should also be honest. Also, she should tell her affianced to lose the tennis shoes.
Note to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Nannies and strollers are normal. Not normal like any of us could afford a nanny, but normal for Xenu and brood.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is the great grand aunt of Paris Hilton and was one of the first people to become famous for doing absolutely nothing. I think she is about 90 something so she looks pretty damn good.
Don't know who Sam Saleh is? He is the dentist who knows which stars have some serious meth teeth.
Paris Hilton does her best to help the homeless, destitute, and unwashed during the holiday season.
"Look at me. I'm on television and need much more attention."
Whatever Nicole Kidman's motives, it doesn't matter to James McClelland who is a cancer patient at Sydney Children's Hospital and was Nicole's special guest at a screening of The Golden Compass. Marry Christmas James.
My snarky suspicions are high right now for the Liv comment...could it be because we're going to hear about her coke problem soon?
ReplyDeleteZsa Zsa needs a liver cleanse. Badly.
ReplyDelete"What she did though was write it in such a way that people would think she was a size 2 and so horribly wrong in their criticism of her and really look like assholes. The only problem is that Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't a size two and is doing a disservice to women who think she is a size two and therefore try and emulate her."
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Thank you for calling JLH out on her obvious attempt to make it look like she was trying to say she's a size 2 when clearly she isn't.
I've seen her in the flesh well over a year ago, pretty lady, good healthy shape of size 6 or so, full behind. She's not fat, but she ain't no 2 either.
yay johnny marr. I miss the music photos!
ReplyDeleteAnd Sam Saleh, I'd open up and say ahh any day.. hottest dentist ever.
Amen on J-Love. I thought the same thing. No way is she a size 2 - but that's not to say she looks fat. She doesn't (but isn't a size 2 either).
ReplyDeleteYou nailed what everyone was thinking.
Anyone else read the Vanity Fair article on Zsa Zsa? Freakin' bizarre.
ReplyDeletemelissa- the liv comment could also be referencing the ent's blind about a fem. acting like the perfect mom only when cameras are on her & not doing shit w/ her kid when they aren't.
ReplyDeleteglad to see sadie sandler lol
ReplyDeleteJLove is a size 2 like Kristy Alley is a size 8.
ReplyDeleteJLove is def not fat which is an insult to slightly overweight women.
Is there a bi reveal in here????
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ReplyDeleteIs Sam Saleh the answer to a blind?
ReplyDeleteyeah, seems like we have a reveal about the Mexican nanny. never seen Jennifer Garner with "help" before. Interesting.
ReplyDeleteIf my main man Greasy Bear was to put on some some over-the-top eyeliner, he'd look like a male version of Amy Winehouse.
ReplyDeleteit seems like i remember a blind about a "dentist to the stars" and meth...what was it?
ReplyDeleteand i'm not saying that ben affleck ISN'T the answer to the TJ hooker blind...but how do you know that woman is Mexican?
I'm still trying to figure out how Jennifer Love Hewitt is a size 2. Judging by her measurements in her photos, she is a 6/8. Which is not "fat" by any means, but come on, she needs shapewear and must be sucking it in hardcore to be a size 2. I'm not believing the I'm a size 2 line at all. Princess Diana was a size 8 and proud of it, why can't Jennifer Love Hewitt?
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ReplyDeleteLoveshoes, that's what I'm talking about. I think he's the reveal to that blind.
ReplyDeleteRandom, she could be size two top and size six on the bottom.
BLIND ITEM from DECEMBER 08:
ReplyDeleteWhat dentist in Hollywood is becoming known as the celebrity meth dentist because a majority of his business now comes from Hollywood’s elite who have abused meth and now are losing their teeth? This dentist’s practice has exploded over the last year because of his ability to help Hollywood meth abusers keep their original teeth in many of his cases.
So, he's repairing their meth-ruined teeth, not selling them meth.
Meh on that blind.
Paris actually looks good here. This is not an endorsement or approval of her lifestyle in any way, but kudos to her stylist.
ReplyDeleteI would be suprised if Jennifer Love Hewitt is a size two in tops. There are runway models that aren't size 2 in tops and Jennifer has more in the bust department than almost all runway models. Plain and simple, Ent nailed it. She lied about her size to overcompensate for the unflattering bottom pictures. I'm just wondering what the whole point was. Who cares?
ReplyDeleteshe's got a tiny waist..its her big back yard that gives her away.
ReplyDeletebut not a size 2.
JLH is NOT a size two. Shes got too much going on in the back for that.
ReplyDeleteI have a good friend who is a true size two, and she is TEEEENY. JLH is not fat, but she is likely more like a size 6 waist, or 8 for low-riding jeans.
Also, isn't she always talking about how she has big chi chis? No size two I know has that.
Yeah, good week for Paris, she's toned it down from slutty to just loose.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure Sandler wasn't doing his Travis Bickle impression?
Marisa said: "the liv comment could also be referencing the ent's blind about a fem. acting like the perfect mom only when cameras are on her & not doing shit w/ her kid when they aren't."
ReplyDeleteThis is EXACTLY what I thought!!
Could Sam Saleh also be the naked "doctor" from Friday's BI?
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ReplyDeletetwisted sister-
ReplyDeletethe person i was referring to was aimee, actually, but she's deleted her comment now.
who is the guy in the car pic? Patrick Dempsey?
ReplyDeleteI don't see why there has to be snarky comments about Hatcher and Cross while they are doing something good, then again you covered your ass by first mentioning they were doing something good.
ReplyDeleteLoveshoes, I didn't see that. Thanks for the heads up.
ReplyDeleteTrix - any link for that Vanity Fair article? I can't find it online. Thx!
ReplyDeleteThis is completely unrelated, but there was a blind item a while ago about a teen TV actress who was pregnant...well, this morning I saw on the news that Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up. I know she was guessed by a few people on here too! Apparently the father is her "long-time boyfriend" - wow, they must have been dating since kindergarten!
ReplyDeleteDoes Patrick Dempsey keep the kids in the trunk?
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