Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Random Photos Part One

At The Roxy last night was the annual Gimme Shelter charity event. Lots of performances, but topping the bill in my mind were Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs. If you have never heard a Matthew Sweet song, you haven't lived. Somewhere in the blog is a little mention of Susanna and some of our history.
I didn't think Jada Pinkett Smith could look more like a man than she did before. I was wrong.
Speaking of men. See. You all thought I was going to say something derogatory about Oprah. Nope. Denzel Washington just doesn't seem to age. He makes worse movies as he ages, but he still looks the same as he did 20 years ago.
Amy Winehouse should go live with her father. The only time she ever appears normal are the times she is with him or on her way to visit him. Maybe she should realize that and go live with him.
One last non pregnancy cover for Jessica Alba. What magazine is going to get to run the naked pregnant photos of her?
"Sorry people. Can't talk. Have to get back to LA before Kate gets loose."
A blast from the past. Sandra Denton looks incredible. Everyone probably knows her by the name "Pepa"
Rumer Willis channels Eddie Vedder for her new look.
I've got $20 which says that isn't coke in the cup in Mel Gibson's left hand.
Do you remember the scene in Coming To America when the family visits with geri-curl and leaves the stains on the back of the couch? I imagine that is what it feels like when JR Rotem touches you. It's amazing who Lindsay Lohan will let touch her.


27 comments:

  1. "Just let your soooouuul glow! Soul glow." Love Coming To America!

    Ent, I know your heart is breaking over Alba, but obviously she wants to be the actress version of Britney Spears. Can't wait until she starts wearing purple wigs and shit when Cash leaves her ass.

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  2. Not only does Jada look like a man, she looks like a man about ready to beat the shit out of another man. Or two.

    I'm not feeling the Rumer love. She looks like a U.P. Michigan lumberjack in that picie.

    And who else is going to be willing to touch Lohan? Not anyone decent, for fear they'll catch something deadly.

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  3. Whoa, that is Matthew Sweet? I thought that was an old pic of Steve Earle. Ooooh weee T-Shane, dude is getting big.

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  4. wtf happened to Sweet? goddamn he went from tall and lithe to portly.
    shame.
    "sick of myself"

    ahh the 90's.

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  5. i miss matthew sweet .. i remember wanting to be his "girlfriend," but looks like he found a chef he liked a lot better

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  6. i had no clue that is what Matthew Sweet looks like. Love his music..

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  7. Jada Pickett Smith looks like a drag queen. The wig, the dress, the stance, it's all dragalicious.

    Lindsey Lohan and JR Rotem always look filthy and greasy in every photo. You think with their millions, they could actually bathe.

    Jessica Alba as a mother? Not likely. It's been well documented that it's always about her and no one else in her own private Alba land. I do agree that her motherhood skills will rival Britney's in true awfulness.

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  8. lol..my bff just texted me to say that somoene put a pic up of JR Rotem if you google douche..but its down already.

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  9. I don't think that's Rumer Willis...I think it's Scout...not sure though. Rumer's hair is mighty short right now, though thats an easy fix.

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  10. Anonymous1:28 PM

    Jessica Alba makes me so sad.

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  11. Rumer got extensions.

    And Mr Sweet was always on the chunky side. Even in the girlfriend video you only see his face. Top tunes fo sho.

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  12. Susanna Hoffs looks spectacular.

    I'm pissed about Jessica being pregnant because that probably means Sin City 2 will be put off AGAIN.

    Will is usually impecabbly dressed, but I'm not digging the black on black on black he's sporting there. $cientology is dragging him down.

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  13. I don't get how people think she looks like a man in this pic. I wish I looked like her and was that pretty, and I am not a man or want to be one either.

    Is it because she's so lean or because she doesn't have boobs?

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  14. It's because she has a very angular face and sits with her legs wide open. There's just nothing feminine about her - it all screams manly.

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  15. Holy eff, what happened to Matthew Sweet? Of course, his current state of pushing maximum density in no way negates the awesomeness of his music.

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  16. Nice to see I have plenty of company in being a Matthew Sweet fan; love his music. Yes, he was always a bit on the soft and chubby side, but boy has he blown up! Susannah Hoffs does look great; good for her.

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  17. Love Matthew Sweet - but seriously, OMG! He's BIG.

    ENT, It would be OK if you never showed a pic of JR (SC)Rotem again.

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  18. Looks like Sweet has had too many cookies.

    Rumer... g o a w a y.
    Why do famous peoples children think they can just start showing up to red carpets and "become" famous?
    She better have killer talent to make up for her fug look. She can't even work her angles correctly! And, Demi is her mother?
    Also, is she going for the Kurt look? Makes her even fuglier. She should stick with the cropped cut 'cause at least then she looks kinda unique.

    Wow. Maybe I should eat...my bitch is really going off :)

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  19. Anonymous4:22 PM

    I would have never recognized Matthew Sweet.

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  20. Kara - Maybe you should go on a starvation diet; your rant was hilarious. Agree, agree, agree.

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  21. yo, JR, bro, when you feel the need to emulate your "look" after "Growing Up Gotti" you probably are not quite as cool as you think you are.

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  22. Dude, Matthew Sweet has packed on some pounds!

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  23. Man, I didn't know Mel's arms were so long that he can reach around 2 women!

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  24. Is that French and Saunders with Mel "The Jews Did It" Gibson? Dude looks haggard for such a good Catholic ...

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  25. "somewhere in the blog is a little mention of Susanna..."
    Anyone remember the bl on the directors wife who freaked out at a premiere and went to rehab soon after.
    Susanna is married to Jay Roach(director).
    idk, she looks great!

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  26. Looooove Sid and Susie - Mathew Sweet and Sue Hoffs album together (under the covers). It's a covers album of songs by Neil Young, beatles, Bee Gees, Mammas and Papas et al.
    Not buying that Susanna is the subject of that blind - she is a doting mother and The Bangles have been anti-drugs since back in the 80's. Interested to know what ENT is referring to though - I think she's amazing and I don't want to hear otherwise!

    PS: Not happy about Alba and not happy that French and Saunders are posing so happily with a bigot.

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  27. The Sue hoffs reference: ...AP just totally ignored me. Pretended she didn't even know me. She gave me her cell phone to take the pic and as my boss leaned in she gave me the greatest wink since Susanna Hoffs told me she wasn't busy one night, at least not yet. ( Another time. Another story.)

    ENT sure is a hit with the ladieeeeeees

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