Random Photos Part One
Daniel Day Lewis and his mother. Whoops. Sorry. It's his wife.
The thing is we know what Hilary Swank looks like without all this professional help.
All of you were so ready to throw Luis Guzman under a bus yesterday as the subject of the blind item. He looks like he ate a bus, and I'm not saying he might not enjoy a bit of the kink, but he is not our actor. He really has put on some pounds though hasn't he?
I have decided I like Shane Dreary. I do not know him, and have never met him. The reason I like him is because he hasn't started recording an album or spending money like a madman. Plus, Keri Russell seems pretty level headed right? To me this is a guy who would rather be home smoking a joint, listening to Phish and being a family guy rather than off with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas. Now watch. He and Rachael Ray's husband will go on a three day bender and end up with matching tattoos.
This is actually a good look for Renee Zellweger. Sure has been a long time since Jerry Seinfeld has been home.
Julia Roberts actually had to be reminded to stop on the red carpet because for a moment it didn't look like she was going to pose for any photos. As it was she was there for 15-20 seconds tops.
Tom Hanks And Rita Wilson. I don't really have anything to say. Just been awhile since I have seen them so thought I would post it.
When you haven't seen anyone in awhile and they suddenly go from blonde to redhead, it's like Jessica Simpson left and Laura Prepon came in. I don't know if Rachel Nichols is getting ready for St. Patrick's Day early or what. If she would actually ever return a phone call or e-mail and stop pretending to only know Spanish when I ring her doorbell at 4am, we could get the answers to these questions.
You didn't even recognize Nia Vardalos did you? It's amazing what bigger paychecks can buy.
Liam Neeson doesn't really have that sex symbolish look to him does he?
damn you Daniel day lewis..now i really want to watch Lemony Snicket and eat a gingerbread cookie.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the Great Depression,hopefully you can pull through.
Shane Dreary looks like a good guy to me..I heart Felicity.
Wow guess the sactimnious of Oprah is rubbing on on her bff Julia. Sweetie you don't make $20mill a film anymore..stand, take your fucking pictures and then take your fugly mug home.
Uuh Liam barely has an ALIVE look.
Luis, I believed in you! I didn't believe that you liked being beaten and humiliated every night. I thought you were way more fugly than unique-looking to the subject of this BI. And damn boy, you are giving birth to twins.
ReplyDeleteI heart Felicity too.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I'd smoke one with Shane anytime. He looks chill.
Any blinds lately of a random billionaire getting more than one women pregnant in the last 2 years?
Nia looks great.
ReplyDeleteJulia is looking especially horsey there.
WTF happened to Liam?
Who, whoa, whoa! What's with that caption? Is Salma the answer to the blind about her man got some Hispanic maid pregnant?
ReplyDeleteAnd does that make Jerry Seinfeld the answer to that married man having a fling with his co-star blind?
ReplyDeleteSalma's baby daddy is rumoured to be Linda Evangelista's baby daddy.
ReplyDeleteDidn't anyone else read the Page Siz bit about Salma's baby daddy also being the papa of Linda Evangelista's baby?
ReplyDeleteGetting a gut feeling that Tom Hanks gets some on the side and that he's been the subject of 1 or 2 blinds.
ReplyDeleteDamn.
ReplyDeleteThat Page Six item must have been on a day away from smut...I never would have missed that juicy bit.
Do you think Daniel Day Lewis bought that suit for this event or has he been saving it for a special occasion? It is a very interesting choice. I think it hypnotized me.
ReplyDeleteI think the Jerry Seinfeld comment is in reference to his wife saying he was ready to start staying at home and Ent did the whole translation thing.
ReplyDeletewhy didn't daniel day lewis get the matching hat and umbrella?
ReplyDeleteAnd it's Rebecca Miller who's getting all the sh*t about how she looks? Please. Keri & Shane look happy. Nice. I love Nia but her look's still in the '80s.
ReplyDeleteSo because Daniel Day-Lewis' wife doesn't look like she's in her 20's means that she looks like his mother? She actually looks younger than HE does. Sexist, much??
ReplyDeleteI agree joanna. I was shocked to read that caption, because DDL doesn't look so hot anymore either.
ReplyDeleteI love Felicity.
I don't get, you guys, at all. Why do you criticize Hillary Swank? She's an incredible actress and quite gorgeous to boot! Just because she portrayed a man in a movie, long ago, doesn't make her gay! Go fixate on some other actress, will ya?
ReplyDeleteI didn't read all of the guesses for yesterday's blind, but I did mention Luis Guzman and of course I remembered that he was married and mentioned that too, but then again in Hollywood marriage means nothing.
ReplyDeleteThanks for letting me know it wasn't him.
Someone please tell me Keri Russell didn't just name her kid River...Dreary.
ReplyDeleteGreat answers to the blinds from the past, BTW!
Maureen, it's because Hilary outted Chad's drug addiction in a magazine interview. Her cred went waaay down.
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe also because she looks like a horse. Sorry Maureen!
ReplyDeleteNia Vardalos looks amazing! Are you suggesting she's had implants Ent?
Maybe Jerry Seinfeld hasn't been home in a while because his wife is such a pill.
I'm pretty sure Shane's surname is Deary not Dreary.