Random Photos Part One

Johnny Depp and Tim Burton Esquire January 2008 issue.


David Beckham shilling for his new line of underwear. Basically what he is saying is that there is a little pump that gives you more than God gave you.
Jenny McCarthy looks amazing and I love how she has transformed from the Playboy goddess into an advocate for children.
I don't think Jude Law wants to use this photo as a headshot. He needs to call Brendan Fraser or John Travolta stat and find someone who can fix that hairline.
That is Jeffrey Dean Morgan on the far left grabbing Gerard Butler's ass. Hilary Swank was going to be grabbed, but no one could actually find her ass.
In what is news to Sarah Larson and George Clooney, WireImage classified Sarah Larson as George's affianced. He looks about 70 in this photo so he should get while the getting is good.
Doesn't Dita von Teese always look as if she has been photoshopped? How does she do her makeup like that? It seriously is like looking at a poster when you see her. Now, some will say it is because she puts on so much makeup. Fine. But when Christina Aguilera puts on her five pounds of makeup, it just looks like five pounds of makeup with a probable zit storm beneath.
I decided to throw Sharon Stone a bone. I was going to get into the whole amfAR in Dubai and that French boy in Dubai who was gang raped for being gay but couldn't admit it because he would be jailed or executed so police didn't want to arrest his attackers and now Dubai is hosting an amfAR benefit. But, I said I wouldn't get into it, so I'll shut up now.
Nothing really to say about Sam Riley here, I just really like the photo. He won an award at The Breakthrough of The Year Awards.
Oprah Winfrey is worth a bazillion dollars and can get anything for free. With that much money and a designer just a phone call away, why can't she find something to wear that fits her? She looks like the woman at Wal-Mart who hasn't bought a new outfit in twenty years and fifty pounds.
Damn I'm feeling nice. Megan Fox actually doesn't look like a ho. It's probably because Josh Duhamel was going to be there and she needs to move up from the D list guys. Sure, he's with Fergie, but Fergie is about a year away from looking like Cloris Leachman.
I'm not sure what idiot gave JR Rotem and Kim Kardashian an award for Breakthrough Of The Year. I do understand that if you combine these two, they probably have slept with more people than almost any twosome combination you can come up with. I know most of you will say what about Diddy? I'm not sure he actually sleeps with the women very much. I think he doesn't want to get mussed up. What about Paris? Paris gives it up, but I don't think at quite the level that Kim does. Besides JR is the hole card. Anyone who goes back for seconds with Britney Spears is a guy who will do anyone.