Kirsten Dunst joins a long list of celebrities who think that LA is actually Alaska. She is wearing a parka and a scarf. On the day and time this photo was taken, the actual temperature in LA was about 80 degrees. Is it drugs? Is it because she is too damn skinny? Doe she think she is actually somewhere else?
If I were Rande Gerber I would stop staring at other women in the club and start looking at his wife Cindy Crawford. I would also start giving her $20's for as long as she kept dancing. She looks gorgeous, but the question I have is how do you dance on a couch in heels?
Holding a cell phone next to your ear without hands while doing any other activity is impressive. I can do it simply because I have so many rolls of fat around my neck that it stays in place nicely. Is that grey hair on Ben Affleck?
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore obviously like a little role playing in their sex life. If he is the chicken I guess she is the rooster.
Lindsay Lohan doing a Harpers Bazaar shoot in LA
I need a cod piece for Christmas.
Or a ward. I would take a ward.
They do say dogs and their owners look alike. Vanessa Hudgens is definitely proving that.
Andre Gonzalo and Santino Rice were in LA yesterday for a Project Runway thing.
I changed my mind about what I want for Christmas. Well, no that's not true. I still want the cod piece, but Reese Witherspoon would be a close second.
The new Dolce and Gabbanna fragrance that Matthew McConaughey is hawking smells faintly of pot and sweat. I guess Camila Alves likes it.
Mischa Barton took a dollar back in change from the cabbie? Come on. Give it to the guy. He had to look at your face in the rearview mirror the whole drive. That has to be worth a buck to him.
If I were Rande Gerber I would stop staring at other women in the club and start looking at his wife Cindy Crawford. I would also start giving her $20's for as long as she kept dancing. She looks gorgeous, but the question I have is how do you dance on a couch in heels? 
Holding a cell phone next to your ear without hands while doing any other activity is impressive. I can do it simply because I have so many rolls of fat around my neck that it stays in place nicely. Is that grey hair on Ben Affleck?
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore obviously like a little role playing in their sex life. If he is the chicken I guess she is the rooster.
Lindsay Lohan doing a Harpers Bazaar shoot in LA
I need a cod piece for Christmas.
Or a ward. I would take a ward.
They do say dogs and their owners look alike. Vanessa Hudgens is definitely proving that.
Andre Gonzalo and Santino Rice were in LA yesterday for a Project Runway thing.
I changed my mind about what I want for Christmas. Well, no that's not true. I still want the cod piece, but Reese Witherspoon would be a close second.
The new Dolce and Gabbanna fragrance that Matthew McConaughey is hawking smells faintly of pot and sweat. I guess Camila Alves likes it.
Mischa Barton took a dollar back in change from the cabbie? Come on. Give it to the guy. He had to look at your face in the rearview mirror the whole drive. That has to be worth a buck to him.
Reese has a pancake booty Ent. I thought you'd like a girl with some back...but maybe a pancake booty is good for you...you don't want your front gut to interfere with the motion. You dig?
ReplyDeleteI miss Andrae & Santino.
ReplyDeleteHEY there is nothing wrong with a pancake booty..i much prefer my pancake to a big ole fat ass.
ReplyDeleteIt's not fair that Cindy Crawford can be that gorgeous still!
ReplyDeletedoes MM look like he's a wierd color? or is it me...
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan looks pretty good for a haggard old hooker.
ReplyDeleteHarriet...I spit Mtn Dew all over my keyboard. Thanks for the chuckle..
ReplyDeleteomg mischa looks really sick and not her best. eek.
ReplyDeleteshe looks like she's wearing an aluminum foil dress.
ReplyDeleteToo many pics of Hohan.
ReplyDeleteWhy do blogs post any of Vanessa?
I want Joaquin!!!'
pretty please.
Is the comment about Cindy's hubby the answer to a blind?
ReplyDeletecodpieces are over-rated.
ReplyDeleteand that whole photo shoot just scares me.
i love the Hulk just hanging out pic..it can't all be backlit and photoshop.
ReplyDeleteTime to guess how many drugs Cindy Crawford was using before doing her couch dance. My guess is a minimum of three. She's looking kind of sweaty.
ReplyDeleteWhile we are on the drug guessing game, any guesses on how many drugs Mischa Barton is planning on buying with just a dollar?
Lindsey Lohan is a superhero? We are doomed. A definate sign of the incoming apocolypse.
Matthew McConaughey is making a perfume line? Who wants to smell like a hygenically challenged trailer switching man? Worst idea ever.
Mischa is going to use that dollar as a "recreational tool"
ReplyDeleteGlad for the confirmation that Affleck is still alive and is still NOT hanging around his wife.
I guess it's Ben's real hair after all. Or would he have a hairpiece with grey hair made at 33? At 50 maybe but not at 33.
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