Hmmm. Maybe. I think I would have to see her hanging from a stripper pole first though to really get a clear picture of her in my mind.
Adrian Grenier and his mom Karesse passing out meals to the homeless and hungry in Brooklyn. Again with the damn Netflix. I get it. You are kind and considerate which is why you are taunting all the homeless people by saying, "if you ever get a job, a house, and a tv with dvd player, make sure you rent from Netflix. Oh, and you need to cough up the dough for internet also.
Venus Williams at her graduation party. At my college graduation party, it wasn't sponsored by anyone. There was plenty of booze, but definitely not gin. Lone Star yes. Gin, no.
A letter from Princess Diana to her father-in-law Prince Philip.
Notice that Nicolas Cage has conveniently forgotten to wear his wedding ring as he cuddles up to Diane Kruger. Diane should know for next time that tails usually go in the back.
Lynda Carter can tie me up with her invisible rope anytime.
It had been a very long time since Santa got a blow job.
Ryan Reynolds does thoughtful.
More thoughts.
And yet more thoughts. Thoughtful guy huh?
I guess he formulated all those thoughts into one big joke for Hayden Panettiere.
Now he tells her that Quentin Tarantino was trying to look down her dress.
See.
So...I was about to go on a rant about how people can't seem to talk about "Juno" without bringing up that Diablo Cody was a stripper (not that she's hiding it, but Ryan distracted me.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to pretend like QT is 'blinking' rather than staring at Hayden's boobs.
Gross.
Quentin Tarantino looks like he's totally stoned.
ReplyDeleteguess Nic Cage is one of the cheating or marriage just plain falling apart BI's
ReplyDeleteUm, is this the same Venus Williams that's one half of the tennis playing Venus sisters? Man, when did she get so skinny? Or is it just me? Last time I checked, her and Serena could have stood in for Q.B.s in any NFL team!
ReplyDeleteaww me love Ryan Reynolds. anyone from these parts know that Ryan was a wee lil thing of a late bloomer..as was Ryan Gosling. and now look at them. hawt!
ReplyDeletewtf was Diana rambling about? with all that money she should have had better penmanship. RIP.
Only Tarantino would try looking down a f*ckin halter dress. who knows what he saw.
With the ring comment, definitely think Nic is the answer to the blind about the actor married to a civilian with very expensive tastes, unlike his previous wives (Patricia and Lisa Marie Presley).
ReplyDeleteJewels, I think the sisters have been laying off the juice lately, which is why their frames suddenly look so much smaller. They've never been fat, but they have been manly to the point of being horrifying...then suddenly all the muscle mass disappeared. No more steroids, methinks.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thought dnfrommn was a woman?
ReplyDeleteAlways the last to find out....
Twist he's a gay man...lay off the booze at work.
ReplyDeleteLone Star?! I <3 you! The best cheapest beer in Texas! And as they say it, "If you drink any other, you're a traitor!"
ReplyDeleteRyan wouldn't be thinking so hard if he was in my bed. Just sayin.
Sista, I think I once mistakened DnfromMN as a woman, but he quickly corrected it me. Just goes to show you never know exactly who ur typing to.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ryan Reynolds!!! Thanks enty - u never disappoint. ahhhhh
ReplyDeleteGod Ryan Reynolds is hot!
ReplyDeleteIt's a contest between the 2 Ryans (Gosling) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt over who will be their generation"s finest actor. Any of them could take it at this point.
Jax, now how the fuck would I know that? And more importantly 'ho, how the fuck did you know I was boozin' it up at work? Bitch has eyes that roam the world.
ReplyDeleteTracee, I must have missed the correction. See? We should all have gender specific names to avoid any confuzzlement.
And dnfrommn, so sorry! I don't recall any personal type posts. Now that I know you're a gay man, though, I'll expect to be seeing some of those in the future to kind of spice things up here, 'k?
Why does Ryan Reynolds always look dazed and out of it in every shot?
ReplyDeleteThank god I wasn't drinking anything when I read the santa caption. And Lynda still looks great.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of that Santa pic, she looks like a damn bratz doll. A little old for that look, no?
ReplyDeleteJax knows when you are sleeping.
ReplyDeletejax knows when you are awake.
jax knows when you've been boozin so better keep it at home for goodness sakes!
sorry twist...we thought you knew.
Jax is SANTA??????????????!!!!!! I'm screwed!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's not a sponsor at the Venus party - Eleven is her clothing line sold at Steve & Barry's like SJP's Bitten and Amanda Bynes' Dear
ReplyDeletefunny, i was beginning to think ENT was santa!
ReplyDeletenow we know the truth!!
Lone Star?! EL - are you a fellow longhorn? Hook 'em!
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