Random Photos Part One -- Movie Rocks Edition

And why exactly was Brittney Gastineau invited to Movie Rocks? Sugardaddy there or something?
Beyonce thought it was a costume party honoring films so she came dressed as Daryl Hannah in Splash.
Having not been asked to participate in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Amy Winehouse has her own. It just so happened that she had hers at 335 am after using crack for four days straight. Now if we could just get Heidi Klum and the other models to do the same thing, that would be Must See TV.
"I just hope it's mine."
Note to Jennifer Lopez. Take a damn photo with your eyes open. It's not sexy. It just looks like you are a squinting pot head.
M-u-s-t s-m-i-l-e. D-a-m-n b-o-t-o-x.
"Do these look like the hands and breasts of a man?" Honestly she has a point, most transvestites look much better as a woman than Fergie.
I just love Emmy Rossum. I think it is time for me to push past the drink thrown in my face, and the stiletto heel in my instep. I'm walking almost normally again, and so think we should just start off fresh.
"Life Is Like Cotton Candy." The riveting sequel to Forrest Gump.
Despite airing out her vayjayjay for the world to see, I must say that Lindsay Lohan looks really good for a 40 year old. Oh, well, she looks a little rough for 21.
Jennifer Hudson continues her diva-less comeback, and therefore she looks amazing.
Madonna says she and Guy Ritchie are a tag team. That's good because she definitely looks like a wrestler. I see a little Hulk Hogan in her. Not that he is actually in her. He could have been. Everyone else was in her so I guess it is not completely out of the question that he had a shot at her in the 80's. Wasn't he hanging out with Mr. T then? That would be a hell of a 3some.