Monday, December 03, 2007

Random Photos Part One -- Movie Rocks Edition

And why exactly was Brittney Gastineau invited to Movie Rocks? Sugardaddy there or something?
Beyonce thought it was a costume party honoring films so she came dressed as Daryl Hannah in Splash.
Having not been asked to participate in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Amy Winehouse has her own. It just so happened that she had hers at 335 am after using crack for four days straight. Now if we could just get Heidi Klum and the other models to do the same thing, that would be Must See TV.
"I just hope it's mine."
Note to Jennifer Lopez. Take a damn photo with your eyes open. It's not sexy. It just looks like you are a squinting pot head.
M-u-s-t s-m-i-l-e. D-a-m-n b-o-t-o-x.
"Do these look like the hands and breasts of a man?" Honestly she has a point, most transvestites look much better as a woman than Fergie.
I just love Emmy Rossum. I think it is time for me to push past the drink thrown in my face, and the stiletto heel in my instep. I'm walking almost normally again, and so think we should just start off fresh.
"Life Is Like Cotton Candy." The riveting sequel to Forrest Gump.
Despite airing out her vayjayjay for the world to see, I must say that Lindsay Lohan looks really good for a 40 year old. Oh, well, she looks a little rough for 21.
Jennifer Hudson continues her diva-less comeback, and therefore she looks amazing.
Madonna says she and Guy Ritchie are a tag team. That's good because she definitely looks like a wrestler. I see a little Hulk Hogan in her. Not that he is actually in her. He could have been. Everyone else was in her so I guess it is not completely out of the question that he had a shot at her in the 80's. Wasn't he hanging out with Mr. T then? That would be a hell of a 3some.


17 comments:

  1. J-Lo.. why so much make-up???? Who is the ex in quesiotn here... Chris Judd, Affleck....

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  2. I think the weight of the falsies (eyelashes, that is) is causing J.Lo to have a hard time keeping the peeps open.

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  3. i hope it's just a really bad photo. madonna's looking a little carol channing...wtf? too many male hormones?

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  4. What I'm really curious about is how JLo can go from being able to be "mysterious" about the pregnancy (ie looser clothes but not obviously showing) to suddenly looking like she swallowed a large watermelon?
    I mean no offense to any woman here, but is this like "normal" ? You don't show one day and the next you're looking like the birth is imminent?

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  5. you'd squint too if you had half a mink hangign off your eyes.

    Morgan Freeman,man have you ever seen so much disdain for Cotton Candy? lol..

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  6. Madonna looks far more MANLY than Fergie does.

    Beyonce, I cannot figure out they got her stuffed into that material. I imagine they had to have professional sausage makers do it.

    Shocking that Wino is still alive.

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  7. Anonymous1:42 PM

    What's up with the Winehouse? Get it together girl!

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  8. ENT- I can't believe your not buying the "Class and Sophistication" Madonna act...

    She seems to be morphing into Sarah Jessica Parker.


    Yes Merlin; you can go from orange to watermelon in a couple of weeks; usually resulting in stretch marks though.

    C u all around!!

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  9. I can't see any of the pictures but I'm assuming the one that says "I just hope it's mine" has J-Lo and Skeletor in it?

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  10. Anonymous2:30 PM

    J-Lo probably can barely keep her eyes open because she's botoxed all to hell!

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  11. madge looks like Larry from the 3 stooges. That is a horrible look for her.

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  12. Age is definitely not on Madonna's side. Ugh.

    Double, no, make that Quadruple UGH goes to Amy Winehouse. Oh what a mess she is! Never saw so many unattractive tattoo's on one person before. I am surprised that rosary isn't bursting into flames on her.

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  13. Awww c'mon, jump on Fergie only when she looks bad, she's not bad looking in that pic. Hell, I'd look for her adam's apple up close after a few drinks.

    What the heck was Beyonce thinking?

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  14. has madonna had a chin implant?

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  15. That Winehouse photo is just sad...

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  16. Merlin, actually, yes, that can happen in pregnancy...one day not look that big, to looking huge (depending on how far along you are and how the baby is laying) even more so if you are having twins, which she could be.

    Lol Jax, or fox perhaps?

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