Paul Wants Heather To Kill Herself

Is there a phone call that Heather Mills didn't record? I want to hear the phone sex calls between Paul and Rosanna Arquette. Instead what Heather Mills plans to introduce at her divorce hearing is a recording that Paul McCartney made of a conversation he had with his daughter Stella McCartney. Judging by what the recording contains, it must have been made after the pair decided to divorce, but our former porn star being the wily hourly worker she once was managed to get it anyway. In the recording, Paul is claimed to have said: "If we turn up the pressure on Heather, with a bit of luck she will top herself and then we won't have to pay her a penny."

Obviously Heather was distressed when she heard it. Hell, maybe she even went out and had some McDonalds. If it is true, I'm sure it was not intended to be serious. As much as I think Paul is an ass, I doubt he would wish his child to grow up without her mother. Since we haven't even heard the recording, it's possible he may have even been laughing when he said it. The only source for the story is Heather Mills herself and we know what a stable individual she is. I wouldn't put it past her to splice all of her tapes together and make it sound as if that is what Paul said when in reality he might have said something like he was going to take Beatrice to the top of a mountain after he pays her allowance of a penny. I can just see Heather bent over a worktable, cackling to herself as she chain smokes cigarettes and sucks down KFC while splicing bits and pieces of tape together and keeps chanting "laces out" to no one in particular.