Office Romances Are Always Trouble
Most of the tabloids I have read this morning all talk about what a whore Britney Spears is for sleeping with the pap guy named Adnan. As you know I have not been the biggest Britney supporter as of late, but in this one case I have her back. I don't know if she should have put out as early as she did because Adnan might think you give it up that easily to everyone. Well I guess he already knows that. Anyway, I like to think of this as an office romance.
We already know that most people who have affairs do so with someone who is in their office. You spend much more waking time with your loved ones at work than you probably do at home. This is no different. Britney's job is to drive around all day and get followed by the paps. It is what she does for a living if you believe certain reports. It is also what the photographers do for a living. How many photographers owe their livelihood to Britney? She is basically their boss and their meal ticket. They fill up her gas tank, pay for her lighters when she steals them sacrifice their feet in the name of a good photo and do a great deal to keep Britney on the straight and narrow and out of trouble as much as possible. It does them absolutely no good for their wallets to see Britney in jail or out of their lives.
Britney is like the boss who comes to work and passes out favors to those she likes most. She spends each and everyday with these people. She spends more time with them than her family, her sons, or her friends. She spends more time with the pap than she does doing that singing thing. So isn't it inevitable that one of the paps who has been around the longest, she wanted to get to know better. They had a date. So what? They had sex. So what? It is nothing out of the unusual. Plus Britney would probably just call it networking or keeping her employees happy by throwing out a very special Christmas bonus. Everyone else got cigarette lighters.
