National Enquirer Says Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant
Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant? I don't know and honestly I don't care. I'm tired of her and her neurotic behavior. She spends so much time with the Arquettes that I am beginning to think Courteney Cox went gay on us and David Arquette just sits there and watches and whittles. I know, but in my imagination David seems like a whittler. I could co go with model airplane builder or glue sniffer as alternatives if you think those would be better. The photos above were taken on December 24th. I don't know when the Enquirer published, but I do know they used a two month old photo from that movie set where Jen looked more haggish than usual.
The one thing besides the big bulge in this outfit is the fact that Jennifer's thighs seem much larger than normal and she is smiling. Jen smiling is more rare than a laugh on the Carson Daly show. She actually is smiling and red faced and I don't think it is just the booze. Well if she is pregnant I hope it isn't any booze. Just ice tea, but of course it would have to be decaffeinated ice tea. Maybe she just drank milk. She could have just been happy because the Arquettes actually talked to her for the first time in a month. If anyone knows if Jen is pregnant it is going to be David, Courteney, or Brad Pitt's mom. No one else. Not even the guy who got her pregnant probably knows unless of course it is David, then he probably knows because she told him. But no one else.
she is a total pothead
ReplyDeleteapparently she was so depressed in the budget hotel room in timbuktu where she was filming that all she did for months was smoke weed and pig out.
her figure is not naturally that thin.
she used male hormones (and cocaine) during her marriage to brad pitt to keep herself scary skinny...since then it's been cocaine administered liberally.
Her face looks puffy too. Who would impregnate her?
ReplyDelete...or she could be pregnant. Miss Aniston does not allow for flabby thighs.
ReplyDeleteif brad pitt left me i'd self medicate for decades too.
wtf- only a fertility doctor....
ReplyDeleteYeah she's got that face bloat that says she's either been drinking hard, or is preggo. I've heard those pot head, cocaine, and male hormone rumors too...hope she's giving those up...
ReplyDeleteWhere did I read that she was getting sexed by Jason Lewis? Anybody????
ReplyDeleteShe supposedly had a little canoodle with Orlando a few months back. That would be a very cute baby.
ReplyDeleteIf she is pregnant, I can't believe she waited to get pregnant AFTER divorcing a guy like Brad Pitt. Any fertile woman in her right mind, married to Brad Pitt and who wanted a child, would not hesitate to have one with him.
ReplyDeleteSo if she is pregnant... whatever.
ms-wonderland..that was a press mistake..they were both in Mexico for a wedding but the paps only shot the two together even though there were many people there in close proximity.
ReplyDeleteJax...This weeks' Star has them in LOOOOOOVE and moving in together, with Jen deliriously happy.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how the Star will feel when they find out their story was based on single photo-op?
im talking about Orlando if you reread my comment..not jason Lewis.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see her with a kid. And happy. For once.
ReplyDeleteWhy all the hate on this woman? She is attractive, talented and doesn't seek publicity like most of them. I think she's darn lucky to be rid of an egomaniac like Brad Pitt. I hope she finds true happiness.
ReplyDeletewho cares?
ReplyDelete'Why all the hate on this woman? She is attractive, talented and doesn't seek publicity like most of them. I think she's darn lucky to be rid of an egomaniac like Brad Pitt. I hope she finds true happiness.;
ReplyDeleteI feel the exact same way Karen. Brad's a loser. The nastiness against Jen on the smut sites is way out of proportion, especially as she was the injured party. At least she's handled herself with grace and hasn't gone off a nicked a husband. I just don't get all the hatred.
I mean seriously, does anyone really know how much time Jen spends with the Arquettes? Of course not. I'm sure she hangs out with many of her friends but they're probably not as famous so that's not newsworthy.
Well if she is preggo, Congrats to her!
ReplyDeleteLate to the party as usual. If she's pregnant, good for her. If not, well, business as usual. I always felt she was he classier member of the split. Pitt struck me as being at his height in Thelma and Louise. And dumb as a stump. Although Gawd almighty what a stump!
ReplyDeleteShe does look chubby in these. I doubt she's pregnant. Or to rephrase - I doubt she plans on having a baby.
ReplyDeleteAgain, like Eva Mendes, she is a chain smoker and has been for years. There is no way that someone who was pregnant or thought that she was, would blatantly smoke up as much as she does in public. She would at least try to hide it a la Nicole Ritchey.
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