Mama And Papa Hilton Love Coke Too

Randy Jones, who is the cowboy from the original Village People was sharing some stories to the NY Daily News the other day and talked about how one time he and the Hilton parents were sitting at a table doing some crack, when the last rock fell off the table and down to the floor. The Hilton parents just stepped on the rock, got down on their hands and knees and snorted that coke right off the floor. Now, Randy didn't say how they were paying for their coke, or if one or both of them were being done up the butt to pay for it, but Paris had to learn it from somewhere right?

I do love the idea of picturing the Hilton parents telling their kids this story. "Yes, mom and I just fought over that coke like it was the last coke on earth. Good times. Now, none of you should do drugs. They are bad." Now, the Hiltons said they didn't live in NY at the time so it just wouldn't have been possible. Who the hell said you had to live there to do coke there?

By the way, if you get a chance to see Randy Jones in concert, you have to go. He is funny and charming and actually, a really good singer. Until you have seen YMCA performed by an original member in a small club you just haven't lived.