Friday, December 21, 2007

Lainey Blind Item

Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Rarely does the same boy visit twice. And rarely are the boys not well taken care of. Though they are not paid professionals, per se, but they are compensated for being pretty and bendy. This is apparently a requirement. All of them have been observed to share the same body type: lean and fresh with short hair and they look like they all “belong in a music video”. Satisfaction guaranteed on both sides. He gets his and they get trips, clothes, watches, iPods… like a gay holiday year round! Always tip well to avoid talkers, savvy?


40 comments:

  1. Am I missing something - married, 3 kids, sucessful no matter how much we dispise him. Tom Cruise.

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  2. Will Smith? hence the fresh comment...

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  3. dijea- Lainey ruled out Cruise this morning

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  4. agc has will smith as the answer, but they get it wrong as often as they get it right

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  5. "Savvy", "part of the crew"... yeah, could be Johnny Depp. Though he's not married.

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  6. Will Smith seems to fit the clues the best.
    He has one film, "Hancock", in post-production and I think we all remember his "hip-hop" career.

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  7. Is scientology just a hang out for closeted gay celebrities. Maybe it should be called the Closeted Hollywood Club.

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  8. $cientology promises to cure gayness, or anything else that ails a person. So gays in denial, who want to get those pesky thoughts out of their heads, are fresh meat for $cientology.

    Rumor has it that the Grand Pooh Bah of $cientology, a David Miscarriage or Miscavage or something, is Tom's special little friend (he's about 5'2".)

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  9. How many kids do the Smiths have???

    I caught the "savvy" too & My heart sunk a little thinking of Depp, but then I realized he only has 2 kids and isn't married.

    I'd say Mel Gibson, but he is supposedly a strict Catholic, he'd probably burn himself at the stake if he had "dirty thoughts" of him and other boys.

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  10. Maybe it is a director not an actor

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  11. Good morning... Lainey's "AND IT AIN'Ts" were Travolta, Cruise, and Johnny Depp.

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  12. I think it's Will.

    Apparently Scientology isn't all that good at curing gayness! Travolta's escapades are well-known not-so-blind items, for instance.

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  13. will smith. i'll also consider danny devito and ron howard.

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  14. for the AINT'S..>Travolta and Cruise = Scientology. Could that be another Will Smith hint?

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  15. I think Scientology only says it cures gayness so that everyone think the Closet Club is really strait. Its not really a religion anyway.

    Nobody come after me for the last comment.

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  16. it's totally Wolverine aka Hugh Jackman

    Tell em, Ent!

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  17. dijea.... you are SO GLIB. You don't know the history of psychiatry like I do. SO GLIB.

    Hee hee hee hee hee!!!!

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  18. Anonymous10:19 AM

    I'm going with Will Smith, too. I thought maybe Travolta but now with that ruled out...

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  19. The only problem I have with Will Smith is that I wouldn't call 3 kids "several children". Three is a few children. Not several.

    There's a hint in "looks like they belong in a music video". What could that be? Sounds like Smith, but the several children thing is still hanging me up.

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  20. Anonymous10:40 AM

    The hints really don't lead to Hugh Jackman (even though I'd totally want to be one of them boys, yowsa!). I think you're onthe right track w/ big willie.

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  21. Um, no offense twisted sister, but several and few are pretty much synonyms used interchangably that mean, basicaly, more than 1. Several-is not really accurate. There could be as few as two or three items to disambiguate (which is a smaller number than most definitions of several provide for), or as many as 100. Regardless, it's a part of speech. Generally people use few when they want something to sound small, and several when they want it to sound large, but neither has a specific lower limit. I'm an English phd (who often misuses words/grammar even though!) so I just wanted to point out that it is subjective.
    several- being more than two but fewer than many in number or kind
    few-not many but more than one

    Ok, just trying to help! Hee hee!

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  22. im laughing my ass off at Scumkid and his phd in english..great name.
    lol.
    thanks for the schoolin'

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  23. Scumkid - no offense taken, but 'a few' is still less than 'several'. Since you couldn't use the word 'few' for only 2, then obviously you could use the word 'few' for three. Several is more than that. Will Smith has three kids - which is a few - but not several.

    Class dismissed.

    And Jax, you may stay after and clap erasers for laughing....lol.

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  24. Denzel? He's a sex maniac, and I don't get the feeling the blind implies the celebrity is way gay or anything, just "he needs variety"...

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  26. I was just kidding, but also thought it was strange that you were putting so much relevance on one word. But, yeah, several would mean more than few, but they both could mean three, that's all I'm saying. So, yeah, Will Smith has three kids, which is a few, and which his several. Heck! Three kids seems like a plethora to this mind!


    (Jax, name comes from a band that played around town when I was an undergraduate. Seems fitting.)

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  27. I think the word several is a hint, which is why I think it's important. And I still say several means more than three, so Will is out for me.

    Denzel, on the other hand - four children - brilliant guess!

    I like your name, Scumkid, it makes me laugh!

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  28. I know most have already been covered but here is the up to date AND IT'S NOT... list
    IT'S NOT
    MEL GIBSON
    TOM CRUISE
    JOHN TRAVOLTA
    JOHNNY DEPP(THANK GOD)
    PATRICK DEMPSEY

    Methinks it may be Will Smith - and I thought of Will for the A-lister getting bizzy during his #1 movie premiere that ENT gave us as well

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  29. The same day she posted this, Lainey posted a picture of Will Smith with Tom Cruise and this was part of the caption: "This is why Xenu loves Will Smith. Because 30% of Will’s box office is a lot of money. The Church wants his big bank account, the GMD wants his big balls, Will might want some young balls of his own… everybody’s on the same page."

    Gotta be him.

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  30. Anonymous1:44 PM

    When I first read it, I thought it was my man Johnny.
    But you know, if it had of been him, he would still be the hottest insatiable bisexual homeless-looking man any of you have ever seen.

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  31. Anonymous2:47 PM

    Don't know if anyone will make it here since this is from this morning, but when Lainey uses "savvy" she means, like, "you know? you got it? understand?"

    ie it's not actually part of the hint, she uses that word constantly.

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  32. I think it's Jack Nicholson.

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  33. Anonymous9:45 PM

    How about Mr. Madonna...Guy what's-his-nose. Or possibly Marc Anthony. Both of these work if you read 'next hit' as purely sarcastic and if 'mega successful' could mean they bagged a wealthy spouse.

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