Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Kanye Loves God And Porn


Kanye West feels that God would completely understand his obsession for porn, and that it is easy to reconcile being a Christian and love porn at the same time. "Can you love porn and be a good Christian? If you're a normal person, you have needs."

Yes, a normal person may have needs. To me, needs is taking care of business once or twice a day if needed. Kanye though has a slightly different definition.
"I like porno, I ain't going to hide the truth. I could stay in for a good two days with my stash.

Hey, I think most guys who are with someone have enough porno stashed around the house to go for anywhere from 12-24 hours. If you are single, you probably have enough to go for 2-3 days, and if you live at home with your parents, you probably have enough to go for 4-5 days. All of these totals do NOT include internet porn. It does however include porn previously downloaded from the internet. All of the above porn can be accessed even if the power is off. (provided you have a laptop).

Kanye is somewhere in the middle of the chart as you can see, and provided he is not trying to go for two days non-stop, and paces himself with a variety of magazines, movies, and internet, he should be ok.

For those women who are reading this, and think your significant other doesn't have any porn in the house, think again. He's got it. You might think you know all of his hiding places, but you don't. You might think your man is inept and can't find anything you tell him to get for you. This may be true when doing things for you, but when it comes to porn, we know exactly where it is and if it has been disturbed.

15 comments:

  1. I know damn well my husband looks at porn. Mainly because he'll yell from the computer room: "Baby! Come look at this, it's FUUUCKED UUP!" And I always fall for it. Then again, I've been known to look at porn too. I don't feel threathened by it, but then, again, my own boobs are pretty majestic.

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  2. Not to sound stupid- but what is wrong with porn?

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  3. My boyfriend and I buy porn together...have for the last 8 years. Don't get the whole uptight about porn thing.

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  4. I know women who are uptight about porn and I just don't get it. My hub and I have a common stash.

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  5. Whatever. Can I get some Alex O'Loughlin pics please? As an added bonus to EL, he's dating that beautiful Holly Valance chick.

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  6. I enjoy porn and my husband and I used to enjoy it together. When I caught him cheating, I took away his porn privileges. Not forever, he's just "grounded" for awhile. It's ok when it's 2d, but when it becomes 3d.... HAHAHA!!

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  7. ya good luck with that. you catch him cheating them take away the porn? porn is a fantasy for guys..if he cant get it artificially dear...he might stray again. but that's you-no judge here.

    my ex bf and i had a shared folder online to drop new stuff in.

    ya im freaky like that.

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  8. The idea of porn - watching people having sex is not degrading. The reality of porn can be as it is engineered for men as if women don't have sex drives. Most of it is utter crap and you have to admit (even for the guys that I've talked to), you have to go through a lot of bad to find some good.

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  9. Anonymous1:39 PM

    I have no problem with porn, or my bf's porn, or any of that. What I do take issue with is that the easy availability of it is putting ideas into people's minds about what women are supposed to look like, and putting unfair standards on looks and behaviors that are not reciprocated upon the men (if they were, penile implants would be #1 for plastic surgery along with fake boobs)...

    I also have issue with a man who'll profess his love for God and his love for porn, in the press. That kind of contradiction (*coughhypocrisycough*) is really insulting to the true Christians out there that try to live a decent life and avoid that kind of temptation. Just once again showing that Kanye feels he's above the general population. He can love Jesus and his porn and sing Ave Maria while jackin' off and its ok cause he's Kanye.

    That being said, do what ya gotta. Its better to watch porn and jack off rather than stay sexually frustrated and form some weird complex.

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  10. Anonymous1:41 PM

    straight porn is created as men fantasies, that's why most women don't find it appealing, somebody said that straight porn "downplays the cock", that does not happen with gay porn, and I sort of find it fascinating, is all about cock!

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  11. Trix and Kory - all jokes aside, I do agree with you. Nothing wrong with the idea, but very little of it is made with women in mind. It's an industry that exists for men, paid for by men, and used by men.

    All the female porn stars claim they just LOVE it, and then their autobiographies come out and it turns out they were all raped by a family member in their youth. Sad.

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  12. Anonymous4:17 PM

    I have no problem with porn as long as everyone involved is of legal age.

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  13. Porn is great for about five minutes then I just can't see anything other than "these people don't even look like they're enjoying themselves."

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  14. Harriet, I'm with ya. The porn that is geared to women is too sappy, but I don't want to see a woman's reaction and "oh" faces every 30 seconds. I want a hunky man giving it good. I'm tired of the butterfaces with big cocks, I want the whole package...just like the guys get!

    My hub has porn, we share. I enjoy it, he enjoys it and gives us lots of ideas for our own risky business. Ya dig?

    So what if Kanye enjoys porn? I haven't met a guy who hasn't enjoyed it...except for my Jehovah Witness guy friend whose still a virgin. Straight and narrow that one.

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