Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Just Call Sly Stallone Sir When Having Sex


Janice Dickinson has lots of stories about people she has had sex with. She says she has had sex with over 1,000 men and women. Aren't you supposed to take a woman's number and double it? So, that means Janice has actually slept with 2,000 men and women. Again with the math here, but doesn't that mean that in order to reach that number she would have had to sleep with someone different every night for over four years. Obviously she didn't do that, but if you make it every other night, then you are up to eight years. You get the point. It takes some effort to sleep with that many people unless you are trying to establish some type of record for most diseases in one body.

Janice says that sex with Sylvester Stallone was really good but that he was really weird. He liked shooting guns off in the backyard. He would then come inside the house, change into an army uniform and then have sex with Janice. He wanted her to call him sir, and to try and make herself shorter because she so easily towered over him height wise.

Janice also described a threesome she had with Dolph Lundgren and Grace Jones, but doesn't remember the size of Dolph's dolph if you know what I mean because she claims they were all too stoned. I think she remembers and it must have been tiny. If it was big or she didn't remember she should just say," it was huge. A monster." But she didn't. So, it must be really small.


9 comments:

  1. Janice Dickinson is the only human being in this day and age that would ever own up to sleeping with 2000 people.
    How is she not bed ridden with disease?

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  2. Okay - Dolph Lundgren and Grace Jones? I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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  3. jesus this is like walking in on your grandparents having 'relations'

    gross.

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  4. Anonymous1:12 PM

    That is the scariest photo of her ever

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  5. Doesn't Sly have a teeny weeny rocky?

    My brother told me that a long time ago after he saw Sly in a bad soft porn movie way before he was famous (Sly, not my brother).

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  6. Scary! The photo, I mean.

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  7. Lundgren and Jones were together for a while and I can't see Grace staying with a guy who didn't have the goods. Enty, you could have said it... "Dolph's dolphin." Janice's photo IS scary - I just want her to shut up and go away.

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  8. He did do a porno. I think they re-released it after he became famous and it is called the Italian Stallion. I *think* it was made in the 70's. I have not seen it but have seen a clip on some tv show one time.

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  9. "Janice also described a threesome she had with Dolph Lundgren and Grace Jones," is quite possibly the most horrifying phrase I have ever read.

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