Jessica Alba Is An Idiot
Has Jessica Alba learned nothing from the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline debacle? Yes, I have no doubts that Jessica Alba will be a better parent than Britney Spears or Kevin Federline combined, but to get pregnant by Cash Warren is one of the most idiotic things she could have possibly done.
"Hi, I'm Jessica Alba. Yes, I let Cash get me pregnant because I think what our relationship needs to succeed is a child. I know we have our ups and downs and that we are broken up as much as we are together, but I know that a baby will solve all of that. It will bring us closer together and all of our problems and all of his cheating will just go away once that baby is born. I know it will make him grow up. Sure, I know that I will be the one waking up in the middle of the night to take care of the baby because he is out with his friends. I know I will be the one sacrificing my career since he doesn't really work anyway. Yes, I know it will be one more mouth for me to support and of course I will have to pay for the nannies, and extra help and also the larger place we will need to live in and the furniture that goes with it. But, I know it will bring us closer together.
It's true that at some point down the road we may break up, or even get married and divorced, but I will happily give him one half of everything I have and pay him support for when he has the child. I just hope it is a boy so he can use women and sponge off them and I'll even call him Cash Jr. so that way I will have cash with me forever. I hope he is just like his dad."
