Danielle Fishel Should Have Called Me

When Danielle Fishel was arrested over the weekend for a failure to appear warrant on a drunken driving case it got me to thinking. See Danielle is only 26 years old and yet it seems like she must be about 50 for as long as she has been around. As you all have probably guessed I am a bit of a perv and I like the fact that most of you seem to tolerate this aspect of my behavior as long as I return the favor by allowing you to explore your own hidden desires by posting photos of naked guys at least once a week.

I'm not a big one for television crushes. I think this is a direct result of being ignored and never responded to by Marie Osmond as a youth. I must have written her 14,000 letters and the only thing I got was a letter from her attorney and a visit from the FBI. Later when I did actually meet her, I "forgot" to mention this infatuation and the results which followed. I just kicked myself for actually liking someone who was so obviously whacked out or the biggest airhead in the world that she couldn't string together two coherent sentences.

Since then I have forgone the usual crushes. Except for one. That's right. Danielle Fishel. There was just something about her that just really peaked my interest if you know what I mean. For awhile there Boy Meets World was my must see tv. I grew out of it when wife #4 burned all my old videotapes of the show while questioning my ability to perform in any situation involving another actual human being.

I hadn't thought of Danielle in quite some time. But I do want her to know that I would be happy to represent her in this case for free. Hell, I may even go out and buy the Boy Meets World special edition DVD boxed set and have myself a merry little Christmas in anticipation of her call or another visit from the FBI. Just hope they don't find out about the whole Ginger/Mary Ann thing.