Dammit! I Had 3 Months In The Office Pool

Nine weeks was all it took for Pamela Anderson to decide that maybe marrying Rick Saloman wasn't the best idea she ever had. The happy pair were married on October 6th in a Las Vegas ceremony. They made their first sex tape that night and it has been downhill since. Anderson cited irreconcilable differences in papers filed Friday in Los Angeles County Superior Court.

Of course she should have maybe discovered those differences prior to her marriage. In a wedding that women dream of their entire lives, Pamela and Rick got married between the 7pm and 10pm shows of "Hans Klok's The Beauty of Magic" which is at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. The reception consisted of downing shots on the way back to work.

Apparently the divorce became a certainty when the pair could not find any takers for the reality show they were pitching. Immediately after filing the papers, Pamela called Kid Rock and told him she was single again. They have decided to get married in a thirty-five city world tour. Of course that is all crap, but would it really shock anyone if she did do that?

You know it is a damn shame that when a woman sells her body to repay a gambling debt and ends up marrying her trick that it doesn't work out. I think we all thought that this marriage was headed for happily ever after. Meanwhile one of the secretaries had nine weeks in the pool and so has won a nice $5000. Why couldn't they just stick it out for another three weeks? Is that too much to ask? I think the three month anniversary is toilet paper and I had the perfect gift all lined up for them.